Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/10/10/disastrous-gender-reveal-turns.html
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Hey, it’s almost like staging elaborate stunts to tell everyone what kind of genitals your new baby has is misguided and weird.
balloon != pinata
Loved the guy trying to jump the fence at the end.
Oh come on - What could be weird about a genital party?
And that’s why I always use a spiked bat against babies! err blacks! err revealed genitals! err balloons! I mean balloons!!
Thats a remarkably apt metaphor for how gender is used against people as we grow up.
Well, I mean…
I wasn’t expecting it to be so accurate regarding a person’s control over another person’s gender.
I’m still trying to figure out when revelation devolved into reveal.
I wish this fad would just die out already.
I parsed this headline as “disastrous gender” reveal party, not disastrous “gender reveal” party.
I mean, who has a party to celebrate that their baby will be a boy?
#SorryNotSorry
If you’re doing it right, every party is a genital reveal party.
Maybe this comes up in every “gender reveal” thread, but why is this a gender reveal and not a sex reveal? Won’t the baby reveal their gender once they’re old enough to independently express their gender? Or have I lost the thread on identity vocabulary?
Ever since my brother-in-law was conned into having one I’ve wanted to sneak into the factory that makes those dumb things and screw with them: swap the red and blue powders, replace with black powder, or glitter. Or blackpowder.
I feel cheated - ain’t now way I shouldn’t have gotten two of those parties…not a one…
Because “sex” is a naughty word? I dunno, this whole procreation thing is just beyond me.
Edit: Also, something tells me that many of the people who stage these things aren’t really up to speed on their gender studies.
“I hope the parents are happy with that, because I’m pretty sure this guy’s not having any more kids after this.”
When I read that I assumed the man would get a bit more firmly stuck on the fence.
I don’t know, it just looks like a party.
If the kid turned out to not be cis, that’d be amazing.