Do real billionaires need a bail bond?

Maybe they think it’ll be a loss leader, but good publicity for Trump followers who need a bail bondsman. I mean, just the bail money from his attorneys alone would be considerable.

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But ALL the money is his personal checking account!
Really, ALL of it.

Immediate recall on ALL of the money!

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‘All fur coat, no knickers’ as my grandmother would have said.

Although, with Trump, that creates a terrifying image…

Well, like Hemsworth, Trump has a triangular shaped torso - just the other way up.

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It’s worth remembering that trump’s first indictment, in New York, is because he couldn’t scrape together $130K to pay off Stormy Daniels. He had his lawyer mortgage his house for it.

I think trump’s debts far, far outstrip his assets at this point and almost if not all of his income goes towards paying his creditors. He probably doesn’t have more than $50K liquid and accessible.

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Time to call in the bounty hunters?

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Quick answer: he’s never been a billionaire.

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Just the cost of doing business. Why let an opportunity to grift your supporters go to waste? “I need to post a bond because of the evil conspiracy to stop me from stopping Sleepy Joe!” is going to raise far more than the $30K fee of the bail bondsman. And since whether you used a bondsman is public record (not that this matters to everyone) it’s nice to be able to say that that part was true.

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