Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/11/12/dog-tries-to-eat-250000-pors.html
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Even if I could afford one I doubt owning an expensive sports car would bring me more joy than stress. I get dings and scratches on my minivan all the time but nobody gives a hoot because either way it’s still a minivan.
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Firulais needs to take his master on regular walks.
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I feel like there is an insurance commercial coming our way soon.
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The dog’s owner needs to make a sign out of that.
“Beware of dog. If he can eat my car, imagine what he’d do to you.”
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My thoughts as well, this is a sign of a dog that is bored. That the idiot of an owner got the dog as a status symbol rather than as a fellow spirit. Dogs need to “work”, as in have something for their brains as well as their bodies, as they too can suffer from boredom.
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The dog should perhaps be re-named Darby.
Son of a bitch…
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Ooh, good-lookin’ speed holes.
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Happened to a friend’s car. Turns out there was a kitten inhabiting the engine bay. Dogs generally speaking don’t try to eat cars, they just bite the parts that block their access to tasty prey.
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I’d say his dog has very good taste.
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Like, how long was that dog locked up in the garage to have enough time, and no one notice him, chew up the frame of a Porsche? I would have done the same tbh.
This was a bored and neglected pupper. Blame the human, not the pupper.
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I was curious about the meaning of the name “Firulais”, so I Googled it, and it’s a word used to mean “stray dogs”. So either it’s an ironic dog name, or it was a stray that ate his fender.
I have never understood spending six figures on four wheels and a seat. Porsches have always seemed like cars for people with more money than brains.
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it is capitalized in the post, so I presume Firulais is meant as the dog’s actual name.
That looks like someone who should have neither a dog nor a Porsche.
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If you read through the comments on this one I believe this was posted about 3 different times and this was not the original.
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I think you would be fine getting a sports car. Clearly you are already dead inside and feel nothing…
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How the heck am I supposed to have an orgy in the back of a Porsche?
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