Can we get Trump some drugs to enhance his performance? Please?
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John Barron told him. Or maybe it was John Miller. Or David Dennison. Carolin Gallego confirmed it, for sure.
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There’s nothing wrong with a little Viagra now and then. That is what we’re talking about here, right?
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No. Hitler didn’t become a better leader when he took performance enhancing drugs.
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But, is it Adderall? I was hoping the Ill Douche would name something specific so that we’d finally know what he’s sniffing. I’m guessing Adderall, (could be cocaine) but we won’t know for sure until he accuses someone else of doing it.
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You don’t want him to be actually able to achieve his goals
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So Biden is taking performance enhancing drugs? Does that mean that Trump is taking stupid enhancers? That might explain a lot.
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Has QAnon started saying that the drug is Adrenochrome yet?
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Oddly enough, they have. I was reporting a tweet last night and got to scroll through a QAnon pusher’s previous posts: he claimed the elite cabal is fueled by adrenochrome. WTAF
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Boredom is so underrated. My most sincere wishes to fellow workers in EMS is that they have a boring day. I don’t elect public servants to make my life exciting!!! Their job is to all of us get on with things like our jobs, our families, recreation and all of those things that we want to do.
Grrrrr. “May you live in interesting times” is a CURSE!
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The usual accusation is Adderall rather than cocaine.
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cf. his bête noire Angela Merkel. Sooo boring but also soooo much more competent. You could say the same about the two sides in the current Brexit negotiations. One side is boring, the other is belligerent and mouthy. But only one side is good at what they do.
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I dunno - I think Joe’s “No Malarkey” thing is the differentiator. 
Test ahead of the debates? I bet that nose full of adderal right after the test, before the debate, hits so good.
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I have to wonder why this is even treated as a valid line of attack.
Not because it’s an artless smear, that much is expected; but because of the implication that having a president on performance enhancing drugs would be a bad thing.
The public only needs them to remain functional for four years, and we have a VP for failover cases, so would it necessarily be a bad thing if the president were dosing like it’s finals week?
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I wish the Biden campaign responded: of course. First, you publish your tax returns like I did, then well both do a drug test. In fact, let’s include a televised version of that cognitive assessment you like bragging about so much!
I don’t think anything will sway his base at this point, but it would be heartening to finally get those tax documents.
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Many people are saying!
I wonder if Trump read all those Obama-era Onion articles about Joe without realizing they were satire.
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Waiting for that giant foot to descend from the sky and squish him like a bug.
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