Donald Trump hissing weirdly at reporters

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/09/21/donald-trump-hissing-weirdly-a.html

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Yup. Lizard person.

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Someone alert David Icke.

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We hates you reporters. We hates you forever!

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more like the Land of the Lost lizardpeople…

It is a funny clip…but I would like the uncut version. I’d be interested to see what he was actually going to say. Was Thhhhhhh the beginning of the word? Was that his weirdo version of UH or UM?

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Hm.

A badger, badger
Badger, badger, badger
Badger, badger, badger
Badger, badger, badger
Mushroom, mushroom

A snake, a snake
Snaaake! A snaaaake
Oooh, it’s a snake

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He had a Yeti pube stuck in his teeth.

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FIXT!!

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Sleestaks always gave me the weebeejeebees

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Seabond%20denture

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Oh my god! The prophesy has come true!

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I always assumed he was a Slytherin but I never imagined he was a parseltongue.

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hey now. Don’t insult Slytherin’s and Parseltongues like that!!! :wink:

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Now I’m thinking about what Donald’s horcruxes would be.

  • First edition copy of The Art of the Deal (signed to himself, by himself)
  • His father’s Klan hood
  • Gold-plated putter
  • Gold-plated toilet
  • Photoshopped copy of Time magazine with him on the cover
  • That weird thing on his head
  • Donald Jr.

ETA: Actually this one seems obvious in retrospect, and the good news is someone already destroyed it! Just six more to go…

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You forgot the most important one.

Barron is the final horcrux.

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Please don’t. (Too much crazy around already.)

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Of course the people that believe in anything lizard people are the same ones who will deny the authenticity of this fake.

Its a masterful piece of ironic work.

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