Donald Trump hissing weirdly at reporters

I’m still holding out for “death rattle”.

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God I miss that.

Maybe he entered a hard reboot?

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It’s a warning display. If this fails to deter predatory reporters and other scavengers attracted by the scent of decay, he’ll empty his noxious twitter sacs in their direction.

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article on Ralph Wolfe Cowan (Artist who painted Trump portrait in Mar-a-Lago)
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Has anyone checked that portrait recently?

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Putin seems like the kind of guy who shaves.

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When he’s seriously threatening, he’ll flare out his chins.

DonLizard

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How many brain strokes has tRump had?

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“Is that a mushroom in your pocket?”

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No idea, but they’ve only been the best ones. Of that you can be sure.

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Sounds like steam escaping…

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Welcome to boingboing.

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THHHhhhhhhhhh

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How lovely! Thanks for the nightmares!

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That’s LizARD, if you please, but not, I hope, an un-enlightened one. Help me, and I’ll eat you last.

“No, no, no! You got it wrong! The portrait is supposed to age and decay, not me!”

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If voters hadn’t elected him, the wrong lizard might have got in.

@Pensketch

Sounded more like a snow crash to me.

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