Don't waste money on perfume. Try vabbing instead

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You’re supposed to use your own secretions?

Oh.

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Right? Whale butt plugs a.k.a. Ambergris has been a critical part of humanity’s perfume dating to way back in the day, but vabbing gets the stink eye.

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Probably found the paperback in a thrift store, tbh. But once I found an author I liked, I’d gobble up all their works I could find at the public library.
If it were a book about vabbing, of course, I’d have more luck at the pubic library, dontchya know. :wink:

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Hapax Legomenon

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I’m not disgusted by it, I’m just sure I wouldn’t do it. To be fair, I don’t even do standard perfume or other artificial scents either. (Two of my partners are actually a bit sensitive to them and none of the others actually care for it either way.)

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Same here; it’s just yet another stupid ‘shock value’ fad.

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A friend of mine actuallydoes smell like hamsters. It’s disturbing.

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