Dukes of Hazzard's Bo Duke has a new film for fellow victims of the "woke left"

HOA

Let them fight.

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Willing to die for the flag? Sure, whatever, bluster. But would he be willing to take reasonable precautions and act in a mature fashion to obviate the need to do so? Gotta say no.

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Cool, so I can then NOT watch it and stay right here.

I wonder what “Nationalism” means to them good ol’ boys

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TBF, the boys didn’t mess much with moonshine, it was Uncle Jesse that was the runner.

They did blow shit up with dynamite arrows some, and I think that fleeing a police officer is a felony now because of them.

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Or rectal surgery.

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“Quint”

Begins with a Q. I’m quite certain that was not an accident.

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Live a patriotic example. And, if necessary, die for his flag. Why…? Because she’s worth it.

No, no flag is worth it, and the odd habit now (from Tangerine Palpatine) to literally hug them and worship a flag is just crazy. There’s also a massive difference between Nationalism and Patriotism, and what they are extolling is Nationalism, which views America as never wrong/the best thing since Betty White.

Most people who’ve travelled outside the US even a bit can mention any number of things other places do better…which is totally fine. We don’t have to have the shiniest and bestest toys ever - it’s a big playground and everyone can share toys!

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Either that or they misspelled “taint.”

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what with us being very firmly Northern states and all that

Tell that to certain areas south of Effingham (or maybe even Bloomington-Normal)

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Home of the world’s largest, scariest cross.

Half of that area’s name is a misnomer.

Seriously though, anywhere south of Joliet wants to cut Chicagoland off and float it up to Canada.

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South of Joliet and west of 39/51…if we want include most of Rockford, otherwise cut at I-90.

ETA: I forgot about that monstrosity! So gauche!

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Sure… go right ahead & die for your flag, then, fool.
I’m sure Lord Dampnut will appreciate it.
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Off-topic, but he’s really doing that hat a disservice. :man_shrugging:

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I managed to watch about fifteen seconds of the trailer before deja vu overwhelmed me. It reminds me of those so-called Christian films. It begins by building a straw man bearing little resemblance to reality–in this case people who shame some old guy for displaying the American flag-- who then spends the rest of the movie demolishing that shibboleth using the sheer power of his self-righteousness (with help from a pickup truck, country-star stubble, a dog and a shotgun). Fairy stories! Even the con artist who cheated the dude out of his production funds will probably make better use of the money than Schneider would have.

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Sorry, mindfu, but your Google skills could use a little refining. Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane was unforgettably portrayed by the wonderful actor James Best (who had decades of experience before “Hazzard,” but unfortunately reportedly found himself thereafter typecast by the Coltrane role). I had to look up Bruce Atkins, because - as a faithful viewer of the original Dukes of Hazzard TV series in the late '70s - I had no idea who he was. It turns out that Atkins portrayed Sheriff Roscoe Coltrane (the middle name/initial P. was added later) in the 1975 movie “Moonrunners,” on which the Dukes of Hazzard TV series was based. Atkins did not appear in the TV series.

That quibble aside, I fully agree with you about the quality of Booke’s and Best’s performances.

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Dukes of Hazzard, huh? I never had the… pleasure.

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thanks and good to know. : ) I’ve never heard of this movie Moonrunners. Now i might check that out, as a similar fantasy world trip.

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