Elections 2023 and 2024 (Part 1)

Isnโ€™t there a brain-worm dept at NIH? He can intern there as a specimen.

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Shocked. Shocked!
Not that shocked.

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The deception with tact, just what are you trying to say?
Youโ€™ve got a blank face, which irritates
Communicate, pull out your party piece
You see dimensions in two
State your case with black or white
But when one little cross leads to shots, grit your teeth
You run for cover so discreet, why donโ€™t they

Do what they say, say what you mean, and baby
One thing leads to another
You told me something wrong, I know I listen too long but then
One thing leads to another

The impression that you sell
Passes in and out like a scent
But the long face that you see comes from living close to your fears
If this is up then Iโ€™m up but youโ€™re running out of sight
Youโ€™ve seen your name on the walls
And when one little bump leads to shock miss a beat
You run for cover and thereโ€™s heat, why donโ€™t they

Do what they say, say what they mean
One thing leads to another
You told me something wrong, I know I listen too long but then
One thing leads to another, yeah, yeah, yeah

One thing leads to another

Then itโ€™s easy to believe
Somebodyโ€™s been lying to me
But when the wrong word goes in the right ear
I know why youโ€™ve been lying to me
Itโ€™s getting rough, off the cuff Iโ€™ve got to say enoughโ€™s enough

Bigger the harder he falls
But when the wrong antidote is like a bulge on the throat
You run for cover in the heat why donโ€™t they

Do what they say, say what they mean
One thing leads to another
You told me something wrong, I know I listen too long but then
One thing leads to another, yeah, yeah

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(In the interest of honesty and full disclosure, Vance had more like 200 people show up, not 24. That tweet was sent out hours before the event.)

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i feel bad. their campaign must be running low on money if they were only able to afford 200 people. maybe prices for pretending to listen to vance have gone up? inflation hurts everyone i guessโ€ฆ

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I have a congenital hearing deficit and only now learned that โ€œcommunicate without your parking keysโ€ is not what heโ€™s saying. :man_facepalming: Thanks for helping solve a decades-long conundrum.
The things that kids in elementary school come up with, eh?

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Another level as to how Walz is relatable to people: he missed Harrisโ€™s call because he didnโ€™t recognize the caller ID:

This whole ad is pretty good, actually.

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Well, This Isnโ€™t Weird At All

Thursday, August 15, 2024 at 11:26:59a PDT


JD Vance in a yearbook photo.

yeah (itโ€™s pretty much that heโ€™s included in the shot at all)
very vice weird-o

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You really got to dig into some deep wells of racism to be racist to the Irishโ€ฆ

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Donโ€™t tell him about Baron von Steuben being gay.

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:thinking: Iโ€™m not into astrology, but reading that made me consider that things are aligning and moving us in a positive directionโ€ฆ

Also, Iโ€™m down for the head exploding part, too:

Interest Popcorn GIF

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Awww. The 5th Dimension :hugs:

That was the album I remember my sister getting for Christmas when she was 10. My parents bought a stereo
for the family and one of my brothers bought us all albums for Christmas. She (and I when she wasnโ€™t around) played the hell out of it.

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I have this album on vinyl and it was one of my happiest thrift store finds evar.

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โ€œSomebody will send me something and Iโ€™ll go โ€˜Holy cow, did you see this?โ€™,โ€ he said, describing how he credulously forwards fake content to his children, only for them to have to correct him. (Kennedy said that, unlike him, his children can identify fake images โ€œimmediately.โ€)

Crossing this here.

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