The endorsement is the carrot. The stick is, if they don’t give him a cabinet position, he will put a dead bear on their driveway.
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Isn’t there a brain-worm dept at NIH? He can intern there as a specimen.
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Shocked. Shocked!
Not that shocked.
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The deception with tact, just what are you trying to say?
You’ve got a blank face, which irritates
Communicate, pull out your party piece
You see dimensions in two
State your case with black or white
But when one little cross leads to shots, grit your teeth
You run for cover so discreet, why don’t theyDo what they say, say what you mean, and baby
One thing leads to another
You told me something wrong, I know I listen too long but then
One thing leads to anotherThe impression that you sell
Passes in and out like a scent
But the long face that you see comes from living close to your fears
If this is up then I’m up but you’re running out of sight
You’ve seen your name on the walls
And when one little bump leads to shock miss a beat
You run for cover and there’s heat, why don’t theyDo what they say, say what they mean
One thing leads to another
You told me something wrong, I know I listen too long but then
One thing leads to another, yeah, yeah, yeahOne thing leads to another
Then it’s easy to believe
Somebody’s been lying to me
But when the wrong word goes in the right ear
I know why you’ve been lying to me
It’s getting rough, off the cuff I’ve got to say enough’s enoughBigger the harder he falls
But when the wrong antidote is like a bulge on the throat
You run for cover in the heat why don’t theyDo what they say, say what they mean
One thing leads to another
You told me something wrong, I know I listen too long but then
One thing leads to another, yeah, yeah
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(In the interest of honesty and full disclosure, Vance had more like 200 people show up, not 24. That tweet was sent out hours before the event.)
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i feel bad. their campaign must be running low on money if they were only able to afford 200 people. maybe prices for pretending to listen to vance have gone up? inflation hurts everyone i guess…
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I have a congenital hearing deficit and only now learned that “communicate without your parking keys” is not what he’s saying. 
Thanks for helping solve a decades-long conundrum.
The things that kids in elementary school come up with, eh?
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Another level as to how Walz is relatable to people: he missed Harris’s call because he didn’t recognize the caller ID:
This whole ad is pretty good, actually.
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Well, This Isn’t Weird At All
Thursday, August 15, 2024 at 11:26:59a PDT
JD Vance in a yearbook photo.
yeah (it’s pretty much that he’s included in the shot at all)
very vice weird-o
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You really got to dig into some deep wells of racism to be racist to the Irish…
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Don’t tell him about Baron von Steuben being gay.
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I’m not into astrology, but reading that made me consider that things are aligning and moving us in a positive direction…
Also, I’m down for the head exploding part, too:
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Awww. The 5th Dimension 
That was the album I remember my sister getting for Christmas when she was 10. My parents bought a stereo
for the family and one of my brothers bought us all albums for Christmas. She (and I when she wasn’t around) played the hell out of it.
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I have this album on vinyl and it was one of my happiest thrift store finds evar.
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