Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/05/05/ellen-degeneres-emphatically-a.html
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She does a good job of hiding how hard she’s biting her tongue.
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Such a stinker. I bet he doesn’t even return shopping carts.
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I friggin love Ellen.
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Ellen 2020!
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What, 2 hours and no right-wing morons have shown up and tell us how Ellen is stomping on his First Amendment rights? They really have to step up their game.
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I feel kinda ugh about Matt getting to interview her, though.
I don’t like him, and still seething a bit over the reasons behind Ann Curry’s departure.
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I guarantee there’s a pile of them behind Trump Tower.
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More and more, Ellen proves herself to be amazing and classy.
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I honestly can’t imagine a scenario where he’s actually been within 10 feet of a shopping cart.
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Have snort on me.
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Now THAT’S a metaphor!!
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Not only do I return shopping carts, when I first arrive at the grocery store I grab a stray cart from the parking lot and use it instead of one of the ones near the door. So even if I didn’t return the cart I’d be parking lot neutral. Thus contributing to someone’s unemployment?
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Wow, ain’t you got a mouth?
I don’t live in a compound isolated from everyone else, but you know who scares me a hell of a lot more than Islamic terrorism? Angry white Christians.
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You need to work on this part. Most “lefty idealists” are strong proponents of separation of church and state.
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Ah, we were waiting for you to show up. 
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I was expecting the First Amendment idiocy but her claiming that an irreverent lesbian feminist comedian supports any kind of Abrahamic religious law exceeded even my expectations.
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Welcome to Boing Boing, comrade.
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