Elon Musk, from behind a massive army of bodyguards, now tweeting 150+ times a day

Fourth now after this…. effort.

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I guess it’s too much to hope that he’ll suffer some kind of organ-intervention before his next work.

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Bootstraps and all that

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Wait, is Musk wearing a Nehru collar there? The signature style of bond villains?

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Is he also on an all meat diet that he’s spending 150tweets a day in his armoured toilet suite, guarded by an army of mercenaries, squeezing dried up shite out his arae?

Get off the internet and get some exercise and vegetables dude. The world will thank you but your guts will thank you first.

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The two most Musk-like Bond villains, Hugo Drax and Karl Stromberg (remember who now owns that Lotus Esprit!), didn’t wear a Nehru collar. Not that I would expect Musk to remember or care.

Musk will never be a Blofeld though, he’s more like the guy who Blofeld would drop into a shark tank because he is a liability.

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He’s giving me Scarface vibes more than Howard Hughes. Amoral “businessman” makes money, destroys people around him, destroys himself when he starts getting high on his own product.

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Why would you say that Musk is anything like that billionaire who provides space vehicles to NASA and is obsessed with eugenics?

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Musk admits he wishes he could believe in something with that poem because he thinks if he could do that he’d finally be happy, something a quarter a of a trillion dollars couldn’t give him.

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Oh, I think he’s perfectly happy being a fascist who is working to bring down democracy. I think he’s full of joy over the role he’s playing there. There isn’t much depth to him. This is literally what and who he is. Let’s believe him rather than spending our precious time trying to “explain” what he’s doing. He’s just an awful person. That’s it. :woman_shrugging:

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What they really have in common is that they’re both heavily into Bitcoin. They were likely talking about the value of currencies being a consensual mass hallucination, and riffing on that like two drugged up college sophomores. But Musk knows that would be too embarrassing to take note of.

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So, there is no confusion, this will be my puke emoji.
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Perhaps he believes that the future of his companies and the attainment of his personal vision are tied to whoever ends up in the WH. His actions have proven that he despises environmental, labor, and safety regulations – “trivialities” that slow him down or threaten to, even in ‘fuck-you-all-we-be-Texans’ Texas. His constant tweeting serves Trump, with the sheer volume leaning toward normalizing the notion of dictatorships, and by sucking up the oxygen at news desks and in editorial board meetings. Sure, he’s clearly shown himself to be an asshole for at least a decade now, but now there’s only 40-odd days left, Kamala is on fire, and he needs Trump back in the WH. (Makes me wonder if Musk is stupid enough to believe whatever Trump has promised him.)

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To paraphrase Paul (the pressure-fed astronaut), Musk (and assorted fellow billionaires) are not just detached from reality; they are contemptuous of it.

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The answer to anything that starts like that is “yes”

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