Originally published at: Elon Musk launches new Tesla-themed beer in a CyberTruck bottle | Boing Boing
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Is the beer self-drinking?
A custom blend to quaff while you burn to death in a fiery crash.
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Cross market this crap hi-tech beverage with some Trump steaks* and I think Elno will have a winner.
* Orders over $8.00 will receive a free blue check mark and a mypillow at no cost. While supplies last, some restrictions apply. Please clap.
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Or maybe we can just stop giving this guy any attention or oxygen.
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Hey, press@twitter.com - I hear that Tesla GigaBier has a unique flavor. Can you tell me what it tastes like?
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I wonder if these bottles will be as durable as the Tesla tequila bottles that were prone to exploding? Sharp corners and pressurized containers wouldn’t seem to be a good mix. Then again, I’m an actual engineer, not a make-believe one.
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No but when you uncork it, it explodes.
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Some people are saying that GigaBier is specially formulated so that it will extinguish the fire if poured on a burning Tesla. Every Tesla owner should buy several cases!
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Oh gods the cringe in that product description
Cyberhops? Supposedly a proprietary strain. But from what I understand it takes a decade minimum to create a new strain of hops. They either bought off a strain in development, and it sucks because selling the entire strain for performative beer brewer isn’t as good as selling rights to grow to big farms. Or this is some ordinary hops conveniently renamed
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When famous people start making their own beer, or liquor or health and beauty products, that’s usually an indication that they’ve jumped the shark.
Ha! Love it! Gonna use it!
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Finally, some good news about Musknon BB – at least for his mouth-breathing fanbois, who’ll no doubt pay a premium for this sludge.
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Well, I see he’s arrived at the “Trump steaks” level of grifting his existing customer base. Next up: Elon Musk launches new online university!
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The beer to truck good 'ol boy reference is not lost on me. Cybertuck is definitely not going to be the pickup truck sung about in country ballads. Roadside cinder block dive bars won’t have chargers.
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How long until some bro tweets while drinking this piss in his Tesla then crashes?
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Country Song!!
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Unique… it tastes of 100%, unadulterated, artisanal, cyber, crypto unique… 
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ETA: Created with the bing chatbot
ETA^2: I tried for a cybertruck originally, but it was just giving me cyberpunkified things. Including a dump truck, that one was tempting to post.
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