Can’t tell if this is 100% legit, but it sure seems to scan…
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So he’s caught up with the secular discourse from … twenty years ago?
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They still had it in for Galileo until 1992. That’s a big improvement.
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That was too easy.
Jury is still out for me.
I mean, he’d have to be really stupid…
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True, but also I feel like nobody has ever lost money underestimating Rudy’s intelligence.
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You think that’s bad, I was googling homoousios and homoouisios to try and talk to someone about what the iota of difference was but I’d forgot which was which. The first thing that came up was the Catholic Encyclopedia and they were still shitting on an ascetic priest from Alexandria 1700 years before. I mean they were throwing shade at him like he was still a threat to an orthodoxy that didn’t even exist until it defined itself in opposition to his beliefs.
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Dersh is not going to be invited to any parties on the Vineyard at all after this.
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Rudi’s brain is supposedly well pickled.
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NEXT: addressing climate change by running his 1982 Chevrolet Monte Carlo on french-fry grease
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Speaking of “things too stupid to believe actually happened”…
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To be fair - that is all the Trump administration has done so far to improve health care for the average citizen.
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But… to have a massive book of blank pages bound for the express purpose of creating a false impression (one that doesn’t hold up to even minimal scrutiny…) fucking yikes.
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Only someone truly incurious and stupid would expect someone else not to leaf through a book, any book, you hand them.
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No, but he may be the guest of honor at a formal get-together in the offices of the New York Attorney General.
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I’m trying to figure out what someone would even pretend was contained in such a book. The text of legislation they’ve passed? The chemical formula for medication? The first half of Infinite Jest?
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Has no one in the White House heard of lorem ipsum? Or did some lowly intern suggest suggest using it to fill the pages only to have Trump assume it was the name of a stripper he paid to disappear in the ‘90s?
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Fuckin’ A; just the level of sheer laziness on display here, it’s staggering.
If you’re going to go through all the trouble of crafting props, then at least make them semi-realistic.
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Right? They paid to have the thing bound, his finances can’t be so bad that he couldn’t afford some text too.
Heck, if I were an evil, orange jackass trying to make it look like I had a health care plan, I’d have copypasta’d the text of the ACA and given it a catchy new name.
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Can’t say i’m totally surprised given the humiliating shit Cohen managed to get the participants to do on Who Is America? but wow… talk about levelling up.
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