Accused Jeffrey Epstein accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell claims possible ‘perjury trap’ in bid to keep court records sealed
The secret to avoiding the trap - don’t commit perjury. Shhh - don’t tell anyone!
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It sounds like an incredibly sinister plot until you recall that you have the constitutional right not to incriminate yourself. QED: There is no such thing as a perjury trap.
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I can’t top this.
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It’s time someone remade the Mitchell and Webb baddies sketch with ICE agents looking at Punisher skull patches they have sewn onto their uniforms.
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@Doctor_Faustus jinx
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Here it comes y’all
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Came here to post this.
ETA:
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Note that tweets were made in 2018, taken down after his nomination was made public. Damn these assholes to whatever is the deepest hell they believe in.
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Alabama conservatives do a really lousy job hiding their racist sympathies
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So he resigned as a preacher, but is still a “lawmaker”?
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Yeah, pretty much.
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But but but…he didn’t resign his position as a State Representative?
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Great minds think alike!
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Only one of those jobs implies a moral compass.
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