🍊🍊🍊🤡🤡 Even More Trumpian Events 🤡🤡🍊🍊🍊 (Part 1)

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I’m just gonna say he either doesn’t pay attention to where his tweets end, or he pays very close attention to where his tweets end…

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That is far too coherent and full of big words to have been written by him anyway. Plus, he doesn’t care whether other people live or die.

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Well, he is pointing North…

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Bonus Stephen Root aka Jimmy James cameo.

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Damn, that was good coffee. Now it’s all over my keyboard. Damn. :laughing:

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Trump is assembling something America has never had, a national police force with no independent leadership and no accountability, carrying out the president’s whims without concern for legality or professionalism. (J. Edgar Hoover’s FBI was the closest to date, but despite his abuses, it was a force marked by professionalism.) PACT might be a diversion, or it might be a serious attempt at a secret police force designed to punish his political enemies, or suppress demonstration after he rigs or cancels elections in November and declares martial law. There’s as much evidence for the latter as the former.

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Wow! That’s a deep cut!

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Conservatives who complain about BLM protestors not following their idea of covid rules and suggestions be like…

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So he can blame the military when the vaccine distro is a disaster or some passing thought and decided is now reality?

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https://www.fitchratings.com/research/sovereigns/fitch-revises-united-states-outlook-to-negative-affirms-at-aaa-31-07-2020

Fitch Revises United States’ Outlook to Negative

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Here’s a video of Donnie struggling to figure out how and where to vote in 2004 and he ended up filling out a provisional ballot in his limo.

Bonus points: this was on Access Hollywood and Billy Bush was tagging along with him that day

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Too late, fuckers.

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“As far as TikTok is concerned, we’re banning them from the United States,” Trump told reporters on Air Force One, on his way back to the White House from Florida.

Trump added that he could use emergency economic powers or an executive order to enforce the action, insisting, “I have that authority.” He added, “It’s going to be signed tomorrow.”

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Narrator: “Look, we all know how this is going to go, you don’t need me to say it.”

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He’s gonna build a wall around the American internet, and China’s gonna pay for it.

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Lincoln Project needs to do an ad directed at folks outraged at having their bibbity bobbity boo banned, ifyanowhattamean…

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what the heck does that even mean!?

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He really doesn’t get how “the cyber” works, at all. Sad.

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Let’s game this out:

  • he tells ISP’s to cut off network access to TikTok

  • They tell him to fuck off and they take him to court. This would have to be all ISP’s and backbone providers. Too many targets, too much money behind them.

  • He tells Google and Apple to nuke the app from their app store.

  • Google and Apple tell him to fuck off and take him to court. Huuuuge money for legal fights.

  • If google and apple lose, users then jailbreak and sideload

    • But… the less savvy users get locked out. TikTok all of a sudden has 1/3rd the market share they previously had.
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