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And that’s precisely why it needs enhancement! A bit of a smoky eye, maybe some contour shading, some hella masculine body glitter, and of course, laser treatment to strengthen and thicken and promote powerful circulation.

Taking a step back though, humans as a whole are pretty weird looking bunch (bad form to quote myself, but see my comment here). I sometimes like to sit in the food court at the Providence Place Mall and drink in the wondrous phenotypic variety. Vastly more people fall outside the boundaries of conventional handsomeness then land within, but we all still keep trying to fit into the same kicky boots and stretchy catsuit.

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