FDA warns companies: stop selling quack "vaginal rejuvenation," adds, "People, please don't do this to yourselves"

So see my comment from above…

and now make it…
I’ve never once looked at a penis and NOT thought…“That clearly needs rejuvenation”

Seriously…male genitalia is just embarrassing and sad to look at.

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Do they even have the Quack Miranda Warning?

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Quack_Miranda_Warning

This/these statement(s) have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

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Breast cancer, or rather the treatment of it, can badly mess up all the lady bits.
Especially the mucous membranes can suffer in all parts of the body.
Some types of breast cancer require treatments that amount to the equivalent of a chemical sterilization.

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Sounds like you could use some cheering up! Check out Kirby Dick’s new Doc about the medical device industry and it’s relationship to the FDA: The Bleeding Edge. I only spent about half of the runtime crying and two thirds screaming with rage (although I was on the train, so…).

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I think maybe the point of my comment went past you.

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And that’s precisely why it needs enhancement! A bit of a smoky eye, maybe some contour shading, some hella masculine body glitter, and of course, laser treatment to strengthen and thicken and promote powerful circulation.

Taking a step back though, humans as a whole are pretty weird looking bunch (bad form to quote myself, but see my comment here). I sometimes like to sit in the food court at the Providence Place Mall and drink in the wondrous phenotypic variety. Vastly more people fall outside the boundaries of conventional handsomeness then land within, but we all still keep trying to fit into the same kicky boots and stretchy catsuit.

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My understanding is that the best – and cheapest – aphrodisiac is… prolonged abstention.

Something, something, 'bout to explode!! something, something.

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This is so close to being moved to a “just look at it!” thread.

:slight_smile:

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seriously. I know there are some out there who would argue “No…I love how they look!!!”

Yeah, sorry. I think it is easily the silliest and goofiest looking part of human anatomy. And at times, just sad looking. Probably most times sad looking.

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Rejuvenation? No thanks - I’ll just redecorate a bit.

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Grey skies are gonna clear up! Put on a happy…

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FWIW, this is what immediately popped into my weirdly wired mind:

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Should we call the Property Brothers?

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I’m with you on the visual aesthetics, but my genitals just slammed shut with an audible clang at the thought of the ensuing gritty chafing.

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I feel like the lead is somewhat buried here. THIS is the bogus ‘symptom’ that women are constantly being told to correct, or that it’s what’s wrong with them…

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Yes, but after the twelfth rejuvenation it gets complicated. :sunglasses:

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Wallpaper is nice.

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I wish the FDA had the power to shut companies like this down instead of sending warnings and pleadings.

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“Once again the FDA insists on using FAKE NEWS to stifle innovation and hurt business. P####-lazers are perfectly safe, just ask any of my beautiful wives!”

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