Umm, how wide open were your genitals, to come together with such force?
Divorce is always an option…
Well, could be a tragic BatmanXCyclopsXMidas kinda thing though. Accidentally got their mother killed at birth due to their uncontrollable laser superpower.
Headcannon --> Boom!
My hobby is gender-neutral competitive manspreading.
Yes, so weird it’s approved by EU regulators and backed by randomized clinical studies. But all claims are equal in a post-truth world.
… at which point it was invented as a semi-successful Sex Pistols cover band.
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