FDA warns companies: stop selling quack "vaginal rejuvenation," adds, "People, please don't do this to yourselves"

[jtiii]

@hawkeward

my genitals just slammed shut with an audible clang

Umm, how wide open were your genitals, to come together with such force?

[knoxblox]

@anon61833566

If one wants to revitalize their sex life…there is one very simple solution…have sex.

Divorce is always an option…

[mike.jane]

Well, could be a tragic BatmanXCyclopsXMidas kinda thing though. Accidentally got their mother killed at birth due to their uncontrollable laser superpower.

Headcannon --> Boom!

[hawkeward]

My hobby is gender-neutral competitive manspreading.

[sockdoll]

[Lexisaurus]

Yes, so weird it’s approved by EU regulators and backed by randomized clinical studies. But all claims are equal in a post-truth world.

[mocon]

@denizen_du_marais

I can tell you the “Vulva Ray” according to our history books was not meant to be invented until well into the 2030s,

… at which point it was invented as a semi-successful Sex Pistols cover band.