Fistfight between two female flight attendants forces pilot to make emergency landing


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“Pepsi products are better!”


Why is there stock art in existence of a flight attendant wielding a knife?


rule 34, of course


Why “two female”?



Stewardesses fighting on an airplane. Hair whipping, clothes ripping, various small cans of beverages splashing about.

I will be in my bunk.


“I am sorry we didn’t deliver on our brand promise for you today.”

This sort of corporate marketing-speak can fuck right off.


It’s all fun and games until somebody pulls out the crash axe.



“Please keep all rivals in an upright, headlocked position for landing.”


Jesus Christ, please keep those things out of here.


Caught that “brand promise” nonsense as well. It must be horrible to have that affliction.


And thus ended the careers of two flight attendants.


Someone didn’t take their Soma that day.


“We expect our flight crew to be nothing but courteous and professional at all times”. Clearly you’ve never flow Delta anonymously or read any feedback from customers.


It’s 'shopped. Here’s the original.


It looks DELISH!


I dunno, some people pay extra for that kind of entertainment


Because it conjures up images of catfights.