Fistfight between two female flight attendants forces pilot to make emergency landing


#1

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#2

“Pepsi products are better!”
“NO, COKE PRODUCTS ARE BETTER…”
“NO, PEPSI…”


#3

Why is there stock art in existence of a flight attendant wielding a knife?


#4

rule 34, of course


#5

Why “two female”?


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#7

Stewardesses fighting on an airplane. Hair whipping, clothes ripping, various small cans of beverages splashing about.

I will be in my bunk.


#8

“I am sorry we didn’t deliver on our brand promise for you today.”

This sort of corporate marketing-speak can fuck right off.


#9

It’s all fun and games until somebody pulls out the crash axe.


#10


#11

“Please keep all rivals in an upright, headlocked position for landing.”


#12

Jesus Christ, please keep those things out of here.


#13

Caught that “brand promise” nonsense as well. It must be horrible to have that affliction.


#14

And thus ended the careers of two flight attendants.


#15

Someone didn’t take their Soma that day.


#16

“We expect our flight crew to be nothing but courteous and professional at all times”. Clearly you’ve never flow Delta anonymously or read any feedback from customers.


#17

It’s 'shopped. Here’s the original.


#18

It looks DELISH!


#19

I dunno, some people pay extra for that kind of entertainment


#20

Because it conjures up images of catfights.