Fl Gov Rick Scott's consultant is not humping a mannequin with an ice penis

Speaking of humping, it isn’t like it’s an evil act. Indeed, it is what gives us life and even sustenance.

But his story (which i, like @Mister44, am inclined to believe) is that he wasn’t holding it there, he was swinging it from the right to the left to heave it over the fence, and the photograph happened when it happened to pass his crotch.

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Hahaha! I used that same excuse back in 2007. I only got a fine. No jail time. I think you’re right.

What do you need a block of ice for at a barbie?
(Other than keeping drinks cool.)

Humph. She could do better …

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Dear Public Officials,
When your hanging out with your drunk buddies and think this pose would be “hillarious!”

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Don’t.

And if he was miming a stupid “Har har! Look at me pretending to hump this mannequin” move, then what?

Isn’t that what everyone does with an ice penis?

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Wait… you mean a non-horrifying picture of Rick Scott is an actual thing?

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