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What a child.
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Children are generally better behaved, and learn from their mistakes.
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When baby gets upset, he needs a pacifier
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I don’t know how I never noticed before how much Scott looks like Voldemort…
Wonder what’s in that bowl…
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Senator Scott has always looked like a lazy outer space alien’s interpretation of a normal, sane human being. He falls right into the Uncanny Valley.
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Not all children! 
Also, he needs to be continually coddled like a child. Most children grow out of that, of course but Trump never did.
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(thinks) “Was that ‘the chalice from the palace’, or… screw it, just take the $%#@& picture. I can’t hold this grin much longer.”
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He gets a trophy, but no big award ceremony?
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“…stop the Democrats’ socialist agenda.”
Fucking Republican shit-stains.
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Is it a small bowl so it makes his hands look big?
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Conservatives: handing out participation trophies to losers since 1865.
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Thanks, this will come in handy.
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You know what this is like? This is like that time the Saudis did a whole stupid ceremony with orbs just to make him feel like the center of attention. Apparently it makes him very happy!
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Yeah, it is a bit sad that he only gets a tiny little gold-plated bowl rather than the full equestrian statue treatment.
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Why aren’t they showing the accompanying certificate? Sure, Biff can’t read it, but it’s in done in colourful crayon with lots of pictures of the “best preznit evah, believe me”.
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Champion for Freedom Award
“Of”
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