For reals! Though plenty of people seem to view their vehicles as both a means of getting around and as a means of personal expression… One certainly doesn’t need to have a wankpanzer for that, tho. I mean, have people forgotten about bumper stickers?
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Yeah, it’s funny. When I was younger, I really wanted my car to look like my car, if that makes sense. The older I get, the more I care about function and cost. I’m getting old and boring, I guess. Bumper stickers, for a reason I explained recently in a completely unrelated thread, are really not my thing, lol.
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for sure about the primacy of cost/function over style…
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I’ve only been fortunate (/s) enough to see a couple of these in the wild and one was indeed painted. Sort of a not-quite olive drab green. Might have been applied with a brush. The appearance of the truck was not improved by this.
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These billionaires suffer so much for us. Just so unfairly treated for all the amazing things they create. And by create I mean by the labor they steal from people with actual skill.
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From what I’ve read about Cybertrucks spraying them with water would probably do the trick.
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… or maybe shining a bright flashlight at them
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A stake through the heart and burial at a crossroads at midnight, with garlic and mustard seeds in the grave, is the only way to deal with a Cybertruck.
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Looks like Balenciaga-level of customisation by the Tesla marketing department, wonder how much extra they charge for that option?
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I’d wait for the tactical model to come out. It’s made of titanium.
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This is Musk we’re talking about. He really wants to exploit the synergies between SpaceX and Tesla.
Next one is neutronium harvested with StarShip.
I hope his one is obvious enough to not really need the /s
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Good point.
What’s up with that, I wonder?
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I wish people could just let it go with a simple “that truck isn’t for me.” Applauding property destruction is a bit too primal for my taste.
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Property owned by a union busting fascist is fair game in my book.
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we know that this thing will wind up killing pedestrians and other drivers during collisions because tesla didn’t care about crash compatibility ( not to mention the unsafe “autopilot” software, and dangerous door locks which have already killed people ), and we know that in tesla factories racism and sexism run completely unchecked –
i think putting paint on an object is a small issue in comparison ( especially when said object hasn’t even been sold to a customer yet. )
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Nah, fuck 'em.
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It’s not a criticism of the looks of the car.
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“Do not taunt Happy Fun Truck.”
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