Why would he expect them to put dirt on his food? I say he’s got a guilty conscience and a thick Internal Affairs file on how he treats certain citizens like dirt.
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He has a Facebook under a fake name and refused to give the server his name for his order? Kinda seems like he doesn’t want people knowing what he does.
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Most of the cops I’ve known have all been paranoid that cooks and waitstaff are going to mess with their food. It seems to be a really common fear around police departments.
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McCormick didn’t recognize his own seasoning? There are alternative options, but McCormick seasonings are pretty good.
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You actually add MSG to your food to make it taste like fast food? Holy hell, when can I come to dinner? That is of course based on the assumption you won’t put dirt in my food.
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With this kinds of stupidity, the title deserves to be changed to Florida gentleman cop
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Dirt is seasoning. Or did my mother lie to me? 
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In the words of a childhood acquaintance “God made dirt, so dirt don’t hurt.”
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It’s all-purpose - like Shimmer Floor Wax. My brothers used it like liquid bandage if they got a scrape, while I used it for pies and my first attempts at sculpture. Good times…
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Montreal Steak Seasoning in fried eggs/omelettes for the win!
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in uniform?
Unpossible. /s
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Except “Florida Cop” can be anywhere on the spectrum.
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Isn’t that what they call community policing?
But, ummmm…
There are some places where a person has to pay a lot more than that cop could afford for some fine culinary dirt.
“Dreck reinigt den Magen.”
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“Cops and fast food” somehow always makes me think of this:
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Never heard that one before, had to go to Google translate!
My mother’s people say “you’ll eat at least a peck of dirt before you die” which is how I learned what bushels and pecks were.
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What are you saying MaiqTheLiar? That McCormick has MSG in it? Is that what you’re saying?
