Florida Man spots Reptilian Humanoid Alien inside car, takes photos

Thanks for sharing!



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Here is a great place to start:

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And here is Blake’s wonderfully crazy print based on the statue Laocoƶn and his Sons from the Greek epic cycle, which he deliberately misread to a really impressive level.

All that we See is Vision
from Generated Organs gone as soon as come

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I believe in one particular one, in fact!

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Don’t forget

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I’ve just realized something: in order for @i_took_the_photo to see the face like this while in the car behind, it means the alien – well, first of all, had a face that humans would recognize as such, but anyway – was facing backwards while driving the car.

Does that mean we are to understand the 666 as backwards too? So maybe it’s the anti-Satan in the car. Which means you just took a photo of Christ. That’s what he looks like, apparently. So, phooey on all those naysayers who insist he was a brown man with textured hair from the Middle East. Take that, you reality-minded people!

How appropriate, even that it is International Naked Gardening Day today (Wm. Blake and his wife were arrested for authentic cosplay of ā€œAdam and Eveā€ in their garden.)

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Why would a reptilian go driving around completely visible? I mean , even if the whole reptilian thing were real, this one was crazy stupid for driving around uncloaked or unmasked or whatever they do. It’s not like others can’t see in cars. Pretty piss poor practice for a race who wants to be invisible.

Also, that’s a heads up to you drivers who pick your noses at red lights. I see you.

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I think it’s just an elderly Republican. I hear there’s a lot of them in Florida.

In Fairfield County, there are reptilians all over the place. They are so common that I hardly notice them any more.

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I see Walter White and three droogs.

i see a reflection of a guy with a beard and glasses , to the left , kinda bright , as if off of a mirror mounted to a sun screen ala vanity mirror , and then , in the rear view mirror near the center , i see the same face from a different angle ~ i used irfanview , which i reccomend as a lightweight photo editor ( as opposed to gimp which is much more photoshoppe-esque , ie more powerfull but takes much more info and effort to use ~ gimp is better if you really care about the image and have more time or skill or both ) ~ i did a crop , used auto adjust colour from the image menu several times , and did a resize , enlarged about 4 x , that is all !! but , it sure looked like admiral akbar to me at first from the posted image !! i assumed a comic con face mask or equivalent , however , with just a few peeks at the underlying pixels , using a simple , freely available for free tool ~

Yeah, but you’re in Australia. It’s not like the fauna is exactly normal there, even compared to Florida…

LOL!

also, no more Savannah! Boo!

I’ve got a 16 Megapixel camera that records in 14 bit.

My monitor is 1920x1080, and very possibly 6 bits per pixel, rather than 8 bits.

If I use a decent lens, and good photographic technique, I can capture meaningful data that won’t necessarily be visible without zooming into 1:1 and using some filters. But it’s not a cell phone camera either, and it doesn’t generate JPEGs.

That’s not ā€œzooming inā€, zooming in implies magnification, rather than 1:1 display.

You seem to think this is an apt metaphor, yet I remain clueless. How does one with aspergers wave a camera around? Answer clearly and concisely, and explain how it applies to all the various spectrums of aspergers, and why it is indicative of all.

As a former resident, not seeing a downside.

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