So you’re saying trophies presented to children are really for the parents 
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“Yes, Donnie, it’s good that you incited an insurrection. It was very good of you to try to overthrow democracy”
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I have no idea the mechanics of it, but I shure hope there’s an abundance of people in his life telling him “you look like shit. I hope you feel as awful as you make me feel just looking at you”
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Sorry, didn’t mean to come off as argumentative. I might need more coffee and wake up and it’s already 3:00pm. I might need something to nudge me out of “I can’t even” as the past few years wore those grooves down and I tend to stick there.
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They’ll just say “Oh… Orange Man Bad…”
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But, yeah, has anyone noticed that the trophy looks like a dog bowl?
In this case, Trump isn’t the dog, it’s Rick Scott. Trump is the dog’s master.
He obviously didn’t have time/inclination to spend the hour it takes to get his hair professionally aligned to cover up all the bald spots, nor did he care to apply his customary russet skin dye. Hence the maga hat and the abnormally normal facial appearance.
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Holy cow! That old weird guy used to be your president?
How the hell did that happen?
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I think it’s a combination of a few factors:
- Fewer hair & makeup folks on his team than ever now.
- A suit does a lot of work to conceal the flaws of a person’s physique, which is why Trump rarely appeared in public wearing anything else.
- Ain’t no way to hide that turkey neck in an open-collared shirt.
- Trump feeds on fan adulation like a vampire feeds on the life force of its victims. Right now Trump is trying to scrape by on what he can find in the swamps of Southern Florida, much like that part of Interview with the Vampire when Lestat was bled out and cast to the Mississippi.
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Kevlar vest no longer used as corset?
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A bowl for when he loses control of his bowels in the next few years.
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was to be the one in charge.
“I should be in charge,” said the brain,
“Because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen.”
“I should be in charge,” said the blood, “Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you’d all waste away.”
“I should be in charge,” said the stomach,
“Because I process food and give all of you energy.”
“I should be in charge,” said the legs
“because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.”
“I should be in charge,” said the eyes,
“Because I allow the body to see where it goes.”
“I should be in charge,” said the rectum,
“Because I’m responsible for waste removal.”
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him,
so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach was bloated,
the legs got wobbly,
the eyes got watery,
and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the Story?
Even though the others do all the work…
The ass hole is usually in charge.
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No worries. I was worried I came off as argumentative.
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I hear ya, I’m just quoting Ms. Teigan, who we should all remember got blocked by Drumpf after tweeting at him, “lol nobody likes you.”
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A trip to Goodwill and 5 min with some Brasso and I could make a better looking trophy.
And damn, his years are starting to show. Not the graceful grey of Obama, but more like “how the hell is he still upright”.
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Came here to say he does look much older than he used to. He looks proper old. He’s even got some of that hanging skin on the arm. I’m guessing times are not great without the world’s greatest medical care, despite the insane pile of money he embezzled out of the country.
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Not a bowl. Its a spitoon.
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A drool bucket.
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He looks like he dropped a lot of weight… the bad way. Agree with whomever said that he’s always in a suit; seeing him in a tee shirt does make a lot of difference. However, his face looks almost cadaverous (for him) and the cords on his neck standing out make him look like he’s sucking wind.
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What the heck is going on with the world? Was I just too young to realize it and the world was always this messed up? I mean I read the history books and we’ve been through some bad presidents but what’s going on now seems inane and insane. How are grown adult men and women many of whom are lawyers who have had a pretty good education kowtowing to this fakir Who is head of an army of imbeciles.
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Trump certainly is a champion of (the) freedom (of certain groups of people to take away the freedom of other groups of people). Just gotta read between the lines and it all makes sense.
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Somehow, tfg has managed to maintain the notion of being at a front of an endless army of lowlifes that would burn the GQP to the ground at his merest gesture. I don’t think that’s been true for a while, if it ever was - just another grift from the perpetual cockroach. Sooner or later they’ll figure it out and call donnie’s bluff, and that will be that. It’ll all be academic once the indictments start falling like rain, anyhow.
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