Florida Senator makes up award for failed President

Vinegar. I’d guess that it’s in about 35% of the American population’s bowls.

Hm. I fail to see how the organ designed to pass a human being through it should mean the equivalent of a weak man… Trevor Noah joked it best…

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Just more projection. We millennials never wanted the things.

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I don’t think I’ll ever understand the excessive sucking up and adoration for such a terrible person. I suppose all 20th century dictators have their fans, a good percentage out of fear but holy hell what is it about this absolute turd people just won’t let go of :weary:

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True that and It was sarcasm and a bit of anger over that kind of projection that has gotten so irritating to run into. The entire conservative party seems to run on projection tbh.

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My previous comment was meant as a “right there with ya”.

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give that fucking spoiled brat a lollypop

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I would have added something like “I hope you eventually find the courage to leave the Cult of Trump, and when or if you do that you get the help you need to escape.”

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Boy, they really should have given him the “man of the year” award so Trump could keep telling that story but it would finally be true.

Specifically the straw-man version of “children today” who “require participation trophies.”

“Oh sorry, I didn’t realize that was a smile. I thought you were getting ready to eat a rat…”

Against.

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He should get an award for being impeached twice, something no other president has ever done!

I’m thinking that award should be a gold-plated double-dong.

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Everything they say they stand against, they themselves regularly do.

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“This award is presented to conservative leaders who have worked tirelessly to create good jobs, protect the values that make our country great, and stop the Democrats’ socialist agenda.”

According to the criteria Twittler isn’t qualified to receive this hugely important participation trophy.

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How much trump looks like a sad old alzy guy who is loving all the attention he’s getting from the boomer aged assisted living staffers.

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That picture makes Trump look 10 years older than when he was in office not a few months ago. Is he just not using as much product as he used to and this is what he’s always actually looked like?

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I’d like to present you with this laurel… and hearty handshake.

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Can we check the spelling on that bowl? Pretty sure it’s “Champion of Free Dumb”.

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I believe SDNY is working on that one already.

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Agreed. That’s what I said :wink:

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“We must not upset him!”

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No-Bowl Piece Prize for Freedumb!

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