Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/05/28/forklift-mishap-annoys-man.html
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I’m pretty sure that when the load starts to topple, running up and trying to stop it with your hands…well, you’re gonna have a bad time.
I believe the industry term for that situation is a “triple dagnabbit.”
Klaus strikes again!
Negative points for not being a load of glass bottles
he was clearly receiving forklifting advice from his sentient hat
That sign should read “Dork 1 and 2”
i bet some saucy language was used.
This poor guy. What a bad day.
I hope his insurance covers the loss.
We couldn’t hear the painful wail of, “oh no…not AGAIN!!”
Dave’s days working in the warehouse were numbered.
Wait, is this a good visualisation about the pandemic policy of the US, or am I currently biased?
Now, if had said “Consarn it!” it would have been perfect.
It seems like something I might do (the mishap; not necessarily the casting of the headwear).
Years and years ago we worked halfway up a high-rise building. On the opposite side of the street was a bakery. Every time a van would come deliver bottled smoothies, the driver parked the van on the inclined street next to the bakery, and every time, the driver would open the rear doors of the van. And every time, dozens of bottled smoothies would tumble out of the van and roll down the street. Every. Time.
“Bearnaise! Hollandaise! REMOULADE!”
Chimichurri! HOISIN!
Something like “Forkin’ hell” ?
“You knew the job was dangerous when you took it.”