Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/08/06/former-south-carolina-gop-lead.html
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The GOP really attracts the winners don’t they.
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“Very fine people…”
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The GOP, reacting to this unfortunate situation, will reverse course and turn to candidates who follow the orders of demonic dogs instead of killing them:
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Get out of my head; that was the first thing that came to my mind when I heard about this…
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I do feel sorry for people like this.
They clearly need mental help, the very last thing they need is religion.
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that is a whole lot of crazy in 4 sentences.
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There are a lot of reactions to this sequence from “Summer of Sam”, but every one of them acknowledges it’s awesome (that’s Turtorro doing the voice).
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As much as I’m feeling sorry for the dog I suspect that this could have gone rather worse if this guy were less weaksauce at blood sacrifice.
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"Kincannon reportedly told Simpsonville police officers that he killed the dog because, “I’m the second coming of Christ and I got a command from God to do it.”
In the zanier parts of the right-wing, that’s what is called “claiming sanity”.
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GOP loons are quite economical in their messaging, if not totally bat-shit wrong.
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“I’m going to surround myself only with the best and most serious people”
– 45
One could hardly do better than the second coming of Christ. I see an appointment ahead for Mr. Kincannon our Lord and Savior.
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“And God so loved the earth that he commanded his racist troll of a son to sacrifice a 10 year old beagle.”
Yeah… that lacks a certain majesty. I can see why they went with the other script the first time around, but you know… sequels. They never live up to the promise of the original.
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Haven’t they been doing that already? Trump!!
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I can’t tell anymore … is this, parody? The writing team at the Onion are the ones I feel sorry for.
Edit: and doggo 
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On both sides. (The man and the dog!)
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Jinkies! They really turned up the whack-job to eleven with this one.
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Mental illness can equally affect people of all political parties.
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Can, and does, and that includes independents.
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I have a sign. I’m about to get crucified in the media.
Is that irony or prescience? I can’t tell anymore.
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