Spot on.
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What an effing baby. Grow up Musk.
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Too late. He has started (and not exactly recently) to believe his own bullshit. That usually does not end well. And would be funny without the collateral damage that usually goes with this sort of thing.
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Just reading late through this topic but I wanted you to know how much I appreciate the cleverness of this comment
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Anyone want to hazard a guess as to the nature of the âchallengesâ that Muskâs space toilet experienced on the last flight?
He confirmed that upgraded toilets will be a feature on the next Dragon model aircraft, which posed âsome challengesâ during its inaugural passenger flight.
If you ever need a smile, imagine a spaceship full of nauseated billionaires desperately trying to find cover as the zero-g toilet backs up into the cabin.
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A space bidet.
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Partial transcript from Apollo 10.
A transcript of the 1969 Apollo 10 mission, manned by commander Tom Stafford, lunar module pilot Gene Cernan, and command module pilot John Young, is reminiscent of the classic scene in âCaddyshackâ in which a candy bar is mistaken for a âdoodie.â
âOh â Who did it?â Tom Stafford asks at one point. Confused, Young and Cernan reply, âWho did what?â
Cernan: âWhere did that come from?â
Stafford: âGet me a napkin quick. Thereâs a turd floating through the air.â
Young: âI didnât do it. It ainât one of mine.â
Cernan: âI donât think itâs one of mine.â
Stafford: âMine was a little more sticky than that. Throw that away.â
Young: âGod Almightyâ
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Another article notes that they chose not to release any photos or video of the trip, which was unexpected because what the hell is the point of doing a âIâm so rich I vacation in spaceâ flex if you canât even show off the photos on social media?
Until I see hard evidence otherwise Iâm working with the assumption that all the tourists in that spacecraft spent three days floating around in their own feces.
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Your assumption is probably correct, but I suppose itâs always possible that the lack of photos and video could be related to some kind of exclusivity agreement these guys may have with the producers of the Netflix documentary.
Elon has been remarkably quiet on Twitter the last several days, saying very little about the flight other than retweeting the official spacex account. which is really suspicious too.
Edit: this video clip that one of the crew just posted does mention the Netflix thing:
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Netflix Narrator: ââŚand thatâs when the shit hit the fan.â
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That mental image does indeed do the trick.
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Follow up post:
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Of course they did
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He might want to ask Dmitry Rogozin about whether or not itâs wise to antagonize your biggest paying customer.
Galtâs Planet.
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Those two look like a supervillain couple from a low-budget James Bond ripoff. Heâs the sloppy Blofeld and sheâs, like, his mistress/lieutenant who dabbles in dagger-throwing or something.
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Grimes would probably take that as a compliment haha
