He has this sense that tells him which servers are sensitive. He’s the server whisperer and not lying about this at all. Definitely touched a server.
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I presume this kind of imaginary infrastructure Jenga is the business equivalent of insprising Christian Facebook anecdotes.
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“Show us on the schematic where the bad man touched you.”
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he just meant that it was about to fall over. very sensitive. they had to buy more duct tape.
( also: how many mission critical machines are actually in house anyway? like every bit of critical data flows through twitter hq? that’d be a terrible plan. )
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mission accomplished i suppose. now more people know his name, he’ll be more likely to get backing for his next venture, and he’s seen the inside of twitter’s code base. starting a twitter competitor in 3-2-1…?
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That just means it’s more likely that it’s done that way, if recent events have taught us anything.
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Then there’s the servers that haven’t been used in roughly a year. He’s just going to decommission those and toss all the data.
And then they’ll try to run year end rollups…
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at least since the take over, true. come to think of it: since musk wanted “velocity” for the “stack”, maybe he’s taken to throwing servers out the window.
( no, no. not servers like waitstaff. that’s putin. i meant computing machines… )
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Especially since he’s behind on the rent.
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The 5.4 million account data set might not be the most recent API scrape.
It still predated Elon’s Twitter (like all the other data sets), but now we get to see how someone so strongly against “doxxing” will respond. Probably poorly.
ETA: On Friday, Twitter filed to have Cornet v. Twitter dismissed.
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“Lets play a game called ‘figure out why this video got demonetized.’ Because it beats me.”
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… is this a parody of something we’ve never heard of because we’re old 
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Given how much he lies, should “not in the fat lane to bankruptcy” be translated to “we’ve started the paperwork”?
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At $115.00 this AM and falling; Where I thought it would be before xmas.
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