Fuck Elon Musk (Part 1)

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What an excellent time for an authoritarian to being making deals with him

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Because it’s the same?

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wat?Ā 

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An oppressive government spying on every aspect of your private life is exactly the same as a private citizen responding to your public comments.

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But…woke…and Stasi…in the same sentence…that…wat?

Never mind, why am I even wasting time trying to figure out what goes on in that guy’s head?

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My basic response to it, just a little more complete than your wat, which also encapsulates what goes on in his head:
ā€œhorse ass pussy nazi says what?ā€

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He’s complaining that government spies aren’t giving him enough attention? ā€œI was in the shower last night, and none of the cameras were active!ā€

Okay, whatever Elon.

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I’ll just go with projection. Musk would like to control the world through Twitter like a sort of panopticon. It’s not working so that must mean some one else already succeeded… His enemies!

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Btw. for those who haven’t seen it: that movie is pretty good.

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No one asks the flipside question: How many users and influencers were driven away by Musk’s action and what did that cost Twitter?

Hopefully advertisers will start thinking about their ads appearing next to these awful people.

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Here’s an idea Elon. Stop being an taint

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Time to break this one out again.

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giphy

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ā€œfound no evidence that the algorithm was biased against himā€

I think the problem here is poor requirements. The issue Elon is concerned about is not if his tweets are being restricted by the algorithm, it is that the algorithm should be rewritten to amplify his tweets.

Poor requirements from business partners is a very common issue in development

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ā€œThe federal government is now investigating after an animal rights advocacy group accused the biotech company of flouting hazardous materials lawsā€

ohh… so this is where covid came from. ( i jest. i think. )

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Still going great! :+1:

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