Fuck Elon Musk (Part 1)

Cody is a comedian.

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On Thursday, February 3 at 1:13 p.m. EST, Falcon 9 launched 49 Starlink satellites to low Earth orbitā€¦

Unfortunately, the satellites deployed on Thursday were significantly impacted by a geomagnetic storm on Fridayā€¦

Preliminary analysis show [that] up to 40 of the satellites will reenter or already have reentered the Earthā€™s atmosphere.

This could also go into the Space or Good Stuff threads

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No, you chose the right one.

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So we are moving right along to the tesla/human linkup and will fix any issues with a hot fix, yes? /S

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The other 8 are on Gab.

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Ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuucckkkkkkkkkā€¦

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Iā€™m keying any fucker pulls that shit on me.

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What the actual fuck?

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Hell, just ā€œkeyā€ Elon. Maybe draw some blood.

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I have the u-lock for just such an eventualityā€¦

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He fought the law and the law won!

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You can take the boy out of South Africaā€¦.

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Talk about arrested development. Heā€™s a fucking middle school boy who runs a car company. JFC. :roll_eyes:

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Apparently he has things worse than pro-Hitler memes that he wishes he could post?

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Yawn. Sounds like a full self flying rocket.

Itā€™d be nice to be excited about this - but heā€™s such a vast ocean of bullshit, self promotion and junior high school personality development that it just makes me feel tired.

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Whatā€™s going on with that article? NASA isnā€™t a competitor of SpaceX, itā€™s their client.

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