Fuck Elon Musk (Part 1)

I can’t help but think about the complex engineering that would have to go into a bed you could shit in space. The toilets are bad enough.

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I’m guessing the person who wrote it doesn’t understand that basic fact?

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It better be completely waterproof. Otherwise it’ll flood right out.

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The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission, after being accused by Tesla CEO Elon Musk this week of conducting a “harassment campaign” against him, has responded with a reminder to Musk that this level of federal scrutiny was part of the deal he agreed to after his shitposting landed him in hot water.

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Now that the SEC has responded to Tesla’s allegations, it’s unclear what the next steps for the proceedings might be.

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Hmm. No puddings for a fortnight?

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Not to mention that the source of this quote is an anonymous “top Washington space lobbyist.”

The (admittedly limited) experience that I’ve had in the sphere of space policy has convinced me that the opinions of anyone described as such should be taken with a HUGE grain of salt, and more often than not disregarded.

Sir Richard Branson just took a cleveland steamer on Elon’s very public city person mover ambitions

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I love this video about Hyperloops

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Someone (I think it was Anil Dash) once wrote a long Twitter thread describing public transport in the language of Silicon Valley disruptive innovation. Not everyone got the joke.

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Shocked Futurama GIF

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He takes writing for an audience of one very seriously.

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Hollywood understands that there are limits to suspension of disbelief

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As a genius by his own apartheid emerald mine bootstraps kind of guy; shouldn’t he write, produce, finance and star in this himself?

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Shocked Futurama GIF

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Something, something, ventilators…

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Called it!

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So obviously this is more vaporware help from an egotistical con…but I wonder if some is also that billionaires like Elon Musk genuinely think they’re doing people some kind of favor by letting them buy from them.

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Do you really think he cares or that it’s more performative for him? Given the work environment at his companies that clearly comes from the top down, I’m guessing stuff like this is more performative than any sort of genuine gesture. If he cared about other people (or as I’m sure he sees it “the little people”) he would not have horrible working environments for his employees.

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