Fuck Elon Musk (Part 1)

Doesn’t he live in Texas now?

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… no, no, really, just leave, go to Texas or whatever, good luck with the electricity and all that

The City will be fine :roll_eyes:

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He lives in a bubble of distorted reality.

Which may or may not include

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Maybe it was all in his head.

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The manual release is non-obvious. I added a sticker to the release in the missus’ Model 3.

When the electric system fails, there is a way to get out of an electric car, which is clearly outlined in Tesla’s manual

The manual that you cannot read if the main screen will not power on.

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ID verified? Isn’t that um, what blue checks were?

The more things change.

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This isn’t a strong, encapsulated case for his having Narcissistic Personality Disorder, but it’s certainly a guide post on the way to such a diagnosis. It’s either that or he’s just that far up his own ass.

Or both. There can be a case for both.

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Could BlueSky benefit from the X exodus?

Missed opportunity to use “Xodus”.

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:roll_eyes:

incredulous questioning GIF

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Maybe hyphenate it like it’s the '90s to keep people from pronouncing it wrong.

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You triggered a thought that made me hate you now.

IN𝕏S

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Just don’t make my blood explode.

https://uncannyxmen.net/glossary/characters/x-treme

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