Fuck Elon Musk (Part 1)

Da fuq?

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He might join the board after all!

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He wants to take the ball and go home-if he owns the platform no one will be able to make fun of him there without dire consequences.

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How does one make twitter even worse… sell it to an evil billionaire…

NOW will people make the switch to Mastadon?

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He’s rebranding it as the Pedo Guy social network.

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So the equivelant of a loose gas cap can make the car shut off while barreling down the road? The onboard logic couldnt figure out that wheels spinning and position changing means it cant be charging at the same time? Christ.

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Correct! And at no extra cost to the customer!

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the amanda show nicksplat GIF

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Face Palm No GIF

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Humbabella here once raised the point that Elon Musk probably thinks we might be living in a simulation because he actually is – his money has created a strange alternate reality where normal rules never quite apply properly. Unfortunately they only deflect actual reality back harder on the rest of us.

But seriously, at least put up orange signs then, you sociopath.

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Tesla’s response was that it’s "… an ideologically motivated attack by an extremist organization working directly with union supporters to create a calculated disinformation campaign against Tesla.”
Because nothing says you care about worker safety concerns more than demonizing unions. /S

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winona-thats-good-point

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yes and

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His response is probably something like, “they ought to be grateful they’re not mining for emeralds in Zambia!”

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Maybe Elon is envisioning mobile charging stations that sidle up to your autopiloted Tesla while barreling down the road at 88 mph?

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