At least holding an iPhone wrong didn’t risk amputation.
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As the vlogger claims, his Cybertruck has a vehicle identification number (VIN) suggesting that it was one of the first few thousand made, “so hopefully, a newer one coming off the production line has made the necessary fixes to address all these issues.”
You sweet summer child. They’ve only MADE a few thousand.
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So of it gets washed away could the owner get fined for pollution?
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Joanne’s cult vs Elon’s cult who will win?
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“My Cybertruck is full of eels!”
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“I’m clumsy, so this is 100% my fault”
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Something, something, abusive relationships / co-dependent behaviour…
At least the Cybertruck’s electronics isn’t advanced enough to tell its drivers “now look what you’ve made me do!”
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Mr Wiggin Good morning, gentlemen. This is a twelwe-storey block combining classical neo-Georgian features with the efficiency of modern techniques. The tenants arrive in the entrance hall here, and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort and past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these… First City Gent Excuse me… Mr Wiggin Hm? First City Gent Did you say knives? Mr Wiggin Rotating knives, yes. Second City Gent Are you proposing to slaughter our tenants? Mr Wiggin Does that not fit in with your plans?
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“Masterful gambit, sir.”
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It is his fault in one sense - he bought the damn thing.
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Next step: writing a letter to Elon to apologize for staining the perfect car with his unworthy blood.
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