… has this been covered already
TikToker Trapped in 115-Degree Heat After Her Tesla Locked Her Inside
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That glass is laminated, I think. Good luck breaking it in an emergency.
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“Oh, c’mon… what are the odds that a clumsy person will ever encounter one of our products?”
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Links to the “exploding” pressure cooker article… /s
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they say it’s possible to open the door with the emergency release – but doing so can shatter the window; because reasons.
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“Blink twice if a Tesla rep is in the room with you.”
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The cars are literally covered with cameras and microphones that you can turn off as far as you know.
“Blink twice if a Tesla is in the room with you.”
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As long as you’re not boxed in or sinking underwater.
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… can or can’t 
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Oh, I’m sure you can as far as you know.
“Tesla, turn off the cameras and microphones.”
“The cameras are now off. The microphones are now off.”
“Awesome, we can speak freely.”
“Yes, you can speak freely.”
“… what? I thought the microphones are off.”
“They are off.”
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Still no word on the “Driving your Cybertruck without appearing to be an over-privileged asshole guide”
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coming with the next “enhanced” AI-model in future cyba wankpanzers, trained on elnos tweets.
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It’s written by Tesla; so you can trust it.
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The weird nerds are hilarious
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Their god demands sacrifice!
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