Fuck Today, Continued

Not really a “fuck Today” but a “fuck this.” I was talking with a group about sponsoring a talk on campus about female genital mutilation. It’s a difficult topic anyway, but we have a number of women students from the region, and I wanted to make sure we were careful.

Afterwards a male colleague from an area of the world where this is practiced came to my office to tell me that I “didn’t really understand” and that this was a “long, beautiful cultural tradition” and an “important rite of passage” that I had no right, as an outsider, to criticize. All I could say was “get out of my office right now.” I will never be able to look at him the same way again, nor be able to respect him. But I’ll be forced to work with him for a long time to come. And those women students . . . FFS

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He should be made to listen to that talk, and then prepare a research paper on what he learned.

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I was actually thinking that he should have to be circumcised by some of the women who had it done to them. No anesthetic and, I think that in many places it’s done with broken glass. After all, tradition.

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It still wouldn’t be as traumatic, scarring, or medically dangerous as what is done to the girls, but I agree with you that it would be a start at least.

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Don’t forget “… and as a reward for going through this rite of passage, you get to sleep in the shed over there every night for one week a month.”

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Which is your only respite from manual household labor and in-law bullying, so…

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I was going to guess that the face in that glass is the ghost of the patriarchy, but of course, the patriarchy’s not dead yet.

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“ Photos that were subsequently taken down from the athletics department’s Facebook page showed students in underclothing giving lap dances to faculty and staff, including Hazard High School Principal Donald “Happy” Mobelini, who is also mayor of the Perry County city.

Thank god they weren’t trans. That would have been a real problem.

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Well, if they do what they do in FGM, they’ll take way more than just the foreskin… so I think he’d be a bit shorter, and way less likely to call it beautiful.

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What the ever loving fuck…

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Best part is that, according to the Twitter and Reddit commentariat, this is a decades-long school tradition.

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Sad Men GIF by BabylonBee

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Season 2 What GIF by Big Little Lies

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They’ve been doing “boys in drag” since the 1970s.

Apparently the entire Homecoming Week was some kind of bad-judgment shitshow. From the Louisville Courier-Journal

Other photos on the athletics page that also were later taken down showed female students dressed up in “Hooters” outfits and students and staff appearing to paddle one another.

And more on the Mayor/Principal:

Mobelini was previously the subject of an investigation in 2008, when photos posted to Facebook showed him driving while his daughter and four of her teenage friends drank alcohol and smoked cigarettes in the vehicle.

The students and Mobelini all told district officials the principal did not know the girls had alcohol and were drinking, the Lexington Herald-Leader reported at the time.

The principal also came under scrutiny earlier in 2008, according to the Herald-Leader, when police charged 12 underage students with alcohol intoxication after they were found drinking on the Hazard High School football field.

Mobelini reportedly was with the students about 30 minutes before Hazard police arrived at the football field and found hard liquor and beer, but he said the students had not been drinking when he was still there.

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But we can’t teach real history in high school, because that would be bad.

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Three couples filed wrongful death lawsuits against a Mobile fertility clinic and Mobile Infirmary Medical Center after they claimed a hospital patient allegedly broke into Mobile Infirmary’s freezer and dropped frozen embryos.

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Are they even embryonic at that stage?

Tell you what: give us their Social Security Numbers to prove they existed prior to their ‘deaths’, and we’ll see what we can do.

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“ “We’re not going to stop feeding,” Lindley said. “They’re going to have to handcuff me and take me to jail,”

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Think of what it will do to those who make loaves or catch fish for a living! The economy would tank!

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