Fuck Today, Continued

yikes, that’s even worse than the headline

The fact that we are warmer than expected, while the volume of climate-warming gases in the atmosphere is higher than predicted, suggests that we are now within five years of exceeding the amount of carbon that we can add to the atmosphere before the key 1.5C of warming is likely to be exceeded.

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Odd. It’s not even Tuesday yet. :grimacing:

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Angry Ariana Grande GIF by NETFLIX

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I think that was featured in Asterix.

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Well, time to destroy to it in order to create a palace to consumption!!! /s

Korean Drama Crying GIF by The Swoon

OMG, the name of the chain is so appriopriately postmodern…

Mr. Bricolage

Cillian Murphy No GIF by ARTEfr

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It was twice in Asterix in Spain and Asterix and Son.

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It’s a fucking Ace Hardware, and we all know it.

(I believe this is an actual Mr. Bricolage image)

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And the name of the Archaeologist

According to Obelitz, some 39 menhirs, the term for such standing stones, standing up to 40 inches-high, were lost.

So close to Obelix.

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If I understand the French correctly, that’s something like

Obelix: It’s beautiful! But tell me, what purpose does this collection of menhirs serve?

Old man: Nuttin’ but hold down the unremarkable ground. They say that it’s only pebbles that grow, so we may as well show it ain’t a legend! *

* Later, this explanation would be very controversial.

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Caroline Artis and Justine Roberts CBE have joined the EFL Board as Independent Non-Executive Directors.

Justine is the award-winning CEO of Mumsnet

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Fucking TERs getting everywhere, fucking everything up, then they project what they do onto trans people.

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Important update (please use a translation service of your choice - I use deepl):

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