Fuck Today, Continued

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Capt. Tony Barker said the dynamite had been in the family’s possession for “generations and generations.”

“To say that he’s a collector of fine explosives would be an understatement,” Barker said.

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The bomb squad expected to conduct a controlled detonation to dispose of the dynamite.

Barker said the blast would be contained to the home, and no neighbor’s homes were expected to be impacted. He did not say the same for the homeowner’s residence.

“The house will be uninhabitable at the end of this event,” he said.

The homeowner was brought back to the home to collect personal items.

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112F in cells.

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Goddamnit.

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“The Australian Antarctic Division (AAD) is working with the Department of Defence on a potential airdrop to deliver much-needed supplies, including coffee”

This shall not stand!!!

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I’m thinking there’s going to be a big correction in the real estate market. Hopefully get hedge funds out of single family properties.

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How does that even happen?

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“Expanding into traditionally Spanish regions” wtf has the US Supreme Court got to do with homelessness in the Iberian peninsula?

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Weighted blankets for infants? WTF.

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Parents need to learn, like Chief O’Brien did… sometimes you just got to lug that baby around until they sleep…

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Or just take the baby to ops…

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Really does help with autistic kids and some other anxiety related issues. Infants, though?? Oh hell no.

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Just pay extra or use your points and don’t sit in the puking section. - advice from the typical airline, 2024

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$100 barf bag fee. Please give your credit card to the flight attendant.

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Did they have the fish? I hope they all got to a hospital.

leslie nielsen et GIF

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The ground beef has been sold at Walmart locationsin Connecticut, Washington, D.C., Massachusetts, Maryland, North Carolina, New Hampshire, Virginia, West Virginia, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Vermont and New York.

The Cargill products subject to recall include:

  • 2.25-lbs. plastic-wrapped trays containing “93% lean 7% fat all natural lean ground beef”
  • 1.33-lbs. plastic-wrapped trays containing four “prime rib steak burgers patties”
  • 2.25-lbs. plastic-wrapped trays containing “85% lean 15% fat all natural angus premium ground beef”
  • 2.25-lbs. plastic-wrapped trays containing “80% lean 20% fat all natural ground beef chuck”
  • 1.33-lbs. plastic-wrapped trays containing four “80% lean 20% fat all natural ground beef chuck patties”
  • 1.33-lbs. plastic-wrapped trays containing four “90% lean 10% fat all natural ground beef sirloin patties”

USDA advises consumers to throw away or return the contaminated products to the place of purchase.

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