One more thing that came to mind (and then I’m hittin’ the pillow):
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Random thought as I head off to sleep:
Its been said/claimed that the US is the world’s oldest populist democracy/democratic republic by count of continuous governance.
Who is the runner up?
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WTFF I am hearing booms outside like fireworks. But who would be doing that?
ETA sounds like the popo are on the way to check things out now.
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I know a guy down my street who owns a ceremonial cannon. He voted trump. Luckily that cannon can’t really be used as a projectile weapon.
It could be easily repurposed into a bomb though.
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You’ve done it before, you can do it again:
How many Muslims can you fit in your attic?
Not joking.
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As much as it pains me to say this, I just don’t see how it’s possible for Trump to lose at this point.
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I didn’t do it! I’m… over there someplace.
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Well, he could just be himself.
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Associated Press just called Pennsylvania for Team Trump.
Time to give that hotline a call.
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I can’t go to bed and I can’t stay awake. I literally fear for this country.
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I’m seeing PA being called for Trump now. With pretty much zero chance of Clinton winning AZ it may as well be over now.
Abandon hope, fellow mutants.
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Stay strong. We need you.
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Yeah I need to get to bed but I doubt I am going to sleep much.
Goddamn it.
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I think someone already posted this… but fuck it, might as well post it again.
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Don’t joke about that. Some of us are actually in a depression.
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Not a joke. 1-800-273-8255, if you need someone to talk to.
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So hey, not to pile it on but… California has decided to keep the Death Penalty. It also looks like it is simultaneously going to make it easier to kill people on Death row, although the results on that one are still really too close to call with 60% of votes still to count. http://vote.sos.ca.gov/returns/ballot-measures/
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It’s in my phone. Has been for years. I’m glad I’m seeing my psychiatrist Thursday. And I’m never going to try killing myself again. That was awful, and it’s easier to tell someone I need help.
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