Generic 2018 U.S. Election Cycle Recycling Bin

Perez is going to beat Ellison for DNC chair.

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Maybe it’s because he habitually eats 35 pieces of cinnamon gum every day by noon.

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Fingers and toes crossed…

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I have read that they only did that after it was confirmed that the other 50 will vote in favour. Note that they didn’t stop her getting through the Senate Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions Committee.

Dean Heller of Nevada is the only real hope.

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I just got done reading the same.

Time to flood his phone lines/email.

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There goes the education system.

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Fucker.

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He was almost certain to be out on his ear in 2018 anyway, but he might have just confirmed it.

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Oh, yeah.

Come midterm elections, something’s gotta give.

ETA:

I cant find any source confirming this other than Fox in Reno.

Can we get something more substantial?

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The math is terrible nationally, but Heller is done.

There’s Flake in Arizona, too, maybe? Clutching at straws.

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I edited my comment above; are there any other sources confirming this info?

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http://www.heller.senate.gov/public/index.cfm?p=pressreleases&id=EF101523-5C29-499D-A821-2ACA0F4162E5

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Even Giant Meteor has failed us.

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It turns out the swamp was drained to make way for the oil rigs.

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The US is now Russia’s client state.

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Does he have like a four pack a day cigarette habit? Or maybe he’s more of a cigar guy? Because why the hell else would he chew 35 pieces of cinnamon gum every day by noon?

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Asteroid Feels Relieved After Almost Stepping On A Giant Turd.

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No idea what else would make you full of twitchy, nervous energy and make you want to chew gum all day.

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I was thinking it was because his breath stinks, but whatever.

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