Probably knows loyalty- lover Trump will get him off the hook.
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Pfft.
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Democrats keep democrating.
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That made me laugh pretty hard.
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Lovely.
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I canāt even.
How are these people not looking around and asking themselves, āAre we the baddies?ā
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The freedom to die from treatable diseases because youāre too poor is every Americanās God-given right!
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Sometimes thereās an old tweet that can take on such schadenfreude-laden new meanings a few years later
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One more for the schadenfreude archives
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It is a good thing I am too far away to dope slap the hell out that guyā¦
I just canāt evenā¦ fuckā¦ what the hell is wrong with people.
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Also, you donāt want to take a trip to Oklahoma. Seriously. The Jesus redneck people who elected him are who live there. And the only interesting things there are the frequent tornadoes which you donāt want to see and the utterly insane and horrifying anti-abortion roadside signs that the Jesus rednecks who live there create.
(In fairness, there is this one kind of charming place that sells huge chunks of broken billet glass I liked visiting, and OKC has a couple nice spots, but still, just donāt go there unless forced).
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At least one happy mutant here lives there, I believeā¦@davide405?
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There are lovely people in every state (one of my trips to OK was for a friendās wedding - heās cool, though his ex-wife is not a nice person), and if youāre a local you learn how things work and where to go/avoid, but if youāre dropping by to slap a state lawmaker as an outsider itāll be a dismal trip.
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Yes, itās true.
I am one of the 7 people in the state who did NOT vote for ā„rump.
Iām exaggerating, of course. There were nearly half a million in the state who did not vote for ā„rump. We had the Libertarian candidate on the ballot, who drew about 80K votes, and Hillary got about 420K votes,
But, they were swamped by nearly two to one, since the Orange one got about 950K votes. Not a single one of the 77 counties in the state went blue. You have to get down to individual precincts in the metro areas, before youāll find any blue on the Oklahoma map.
Interestingly, Bernie Sanders won the democratic primary here, so even though there arenāt many Democrats in Oklahoma, those few are of a more progressive bentā¦
The Jesus rednecks in this state would have preferred Ted Cruz, who won the Republican primary here quite handily.
But once ā„rump was the Republican candidate, the 7 electors for the state of Oklahoma were so thoroughly assured to him, he could have come here and grabbed.pu$$y with his tiny little hands all he wanted. They wouldnāt care.
As to the tornadoesā¦ Iāve lived here nearly all of my life (since 1970) and Iāve never seen one 
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Okay, I might have been exaggerating about tornadoes. Iāve seen two in TX, and one touched down in my neighborhood, but I still think of OK as the tornado-ridden place since I saw a lot of dust devils on the drive through.
Hey, have you by any chance ever been to the place that sells giant chunks of glass by a roadside somewhere, um, in Oklahoma? It must have been stuff dumped from a foundry and it was really cool - they also had some nice fossils and minerals. I was slightly late getting to a wedding rehearsal since we were driving up from Austin, stopped to poke around and check out the cool giant pieces of glass and lost track of timeā¦ I think I took the 35 up most of the way there, but it was there 20 years ago in an era of paper maps and before smartphones, and think it was, um, probably near where youād maybe transfer to a highway from the interstate to get to somewhere in OKC, or, well, itās all total haze, really except that we were out in the sticks. Iāve been through OK a few times since, kept an eye out, and tried to look it up online to no avail.
That sounds like it would be on the I-35 corridor south of OKC.
But the giant glass chunks doesnāt ring a bell at all 
At least, not in that location.
There is, or used to be, a glass plant near Sallisaw, OK, and they sold both decorative glass and some interesting chunks of the raw stuff that splashed onto the floor (I presume) but that is very far from the path youāve described; Sallisaw is very nearly on the Eastern border of the state.
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