George Zimmerman to auction the gun he used to kill Trayvon Martin

What a delightful human being

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Didn’t you get the memo? People who support Black Lives Matter are the REAL racists, they’re just racist against COPS. And people who oppose the Confederacy are racist against, uh, slave owners.

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Tasteless.

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I heard a horrid clip of him on AM radio last night. He said the ‘bidding starts at $5k’, and when asked whether the sale of the gun might be offensive, the genius responded ‘i don’t care, they {the potentially offended} won’t be bidding anyway’. Is this dude uniquely American, or do other countries have such rarified assholes? (Also, puking in my mouth a little remembering the right-wing pundits lining up to defend and exalt this lowlife mouth-breather after he murdered Trayvon Martin and walked because Florida).

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Well, if someone with a sense of irony sees it up for auction…

Honestly, though, I don’t wish any harm to him. I’d rather see him realize that how much he’s hurt other people and then actually turn around and join BLM.

I’d also like a tap-dancing unicorn, and I think I have a better chance of getting that.

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I suspect Zimmerman wasn’t a stellar example of humanity to begin with, but the polarizing nature of the shooting and trial probably helped cement his worst attributes.

One day you wake up and realize that half the country hates you, and the only people singing your praise are the bigoted nutjobs. You can either publicly reject them and have everyone hate you, or you can embrace their ideology as your own. Zimmerman sadly and predictably chose the latter.

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The cops wouldn’t take him. They found him in some way defective. Maybe it’s his hugely gaping asshole.But I think it’s because he is physically timid. Like Drumpf.

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We make the mistake of assuming scum like Zimmerman actually recognize and appreciate the difference. Right wing nutjobs are secure in their worldview and honestly believe that everyone who holds a counter position are simply misguided and wrong. This belief system is fundamental to their identity and allows them to genuinely believe that they are being unfairly persecuted by the “liberals” and MSM.

There is no room for dithering on these matters as that would indicate thoughtfulness, empathy and introspection - qualities that people like Zimmerman lack utterly.

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You seem to be assuming that it wasn’t always his lifes goal to be adored by bigoted assholes.

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I guess I can add Zimmerman’s name to the Why Aren’t You Dead Yet??? list, right after Pat Robertson.

SMFH

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Right! I also hear the n-word can be used by white people because Larry Wilmore used it at the Correspondents dinner.

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I believe the 1st amendment to the Confederate Constitution was “git-r-done”

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Can we set him up with a date?
http://1428elm.com/files/2015/02/audition-1.jpg

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Florida elected a man drummed out of the army for war crimes. Who campaigned on the basis of his record of service to the nation. Being a craven cowardly piece of shit is certainly no bar to fame and fortune over there.

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What a waste of oxygen! Can we throw this guy out the airlock?

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Also a possibility.

I think we’d waste more oxygen lifting him into orbit than he can feasibly consume over one human lifetime.

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Yeah, pretty much this. It seems ‘liberal’ (or the much wittier ‘libtard’) is the go-to slur these days for anyone questioning anything the Bill O’Reilly set believes.

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But he’s not white guys, so he can’t be racist

I’ve only met a couple people that defended him in 2013, and even they reversed their opinion on what they law should have been by the time he was trying to get out of tickets using his “celebrity.” I’m honestly shocked he hasn’t shown up on the GOP campaign trail - wanted or not.

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his name?