Golf club hunts mystery man who keeps shitting in the holes

A morale…duty?

sorry

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No, no… “a moral DOODY.”

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worry when that guy goes for the swimming pool.

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Most golf courses are on private property … surely you don’t think private property owners owe the general public access to their land for recreation?

I’d originally read this as “shifting the holes,” implying that they were being moved.

The real headline is years beyond better. And it totally gives me something to do this weekend.

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Surely you don’t actually think thats the crux of what was being said there.

I’m not sure. He said “golf-courses are a wealthy indulgence and tend to deny access to recreational land for everyone but the golfers - and that is usually club-members - it’s appropriate to object to golf-courses”

What else is he saying but that someone else’s private property should be available for other people to use?

“Considering that”

a little nuance goes a long way.

Considering that golf-courses are a wealthy indulgence 
and tend to deny access to recreational land for everyone but the golfers -

YMMV.

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Well, I surely agree that they are a wealthy indulgence!

Cinderella story.

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It sounds like something out of a Robert Anton Wilson novel!!

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As a former custodian, I can confirm that massive dumps do not necessarily indicate a male defecator.

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Michael Forbes has managed quite well without going that far.

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and the award for “Most Creative Protest of a Golf Course” goes to…

Needs a visual:

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Caddyshat?

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A good walk soiled.

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I’m curious to know how they get it in the hole. That is still a maybe 4" diameter hole- Are they shitting in a bowl and spackling it into the hole? How does someone neatly shit only into a 4" diameter hole consistently?

This is the funniest goddamn thing I’ve seen in a long time. I hate golf, so this is even better

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It’s called a hole in one. Takes a steady ass and years of practice.

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