GOP congressman retires after publication of text asking "ISIS bride" mistress to rim his ass

Unfortunately, every one of his Republican opponents including the one who will get his seat by default are Trump fanatics running solely on that issue.

Tania Joya, the ‘Isis Bride’, “contacted [Taylor’s opposition candidate, Suzanne] Harp last Thursday, hoping she would confront Taylor privately and persuade him to drop out and resign from Congress.”

However, Joya “said she didn’t intend to inject herself into the election and didn’t even realize the primary was five days away when she contacted Harp. She was just annoyed at having to see her ex-lover’s face on billboards as she drove around Plano.” - Dallas Morning News

The Republican Party in Texas is nothing but a pit of vipers.

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Not to mention, just like dildos vs penises, there are alternatives to “rimming”. /s

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Oh Lordy, you just know Jebus going to forgive him.

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I didn’t interpret this to mean that one mouth was doing both things, like some kind of X-rated ventriloquist act.

This is why congresscritters should have paid attention when they were diagramming sentences in school. Who is the direct object of the gerund “rimming?” Deplorable grammar is deplorable.

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Point of order. How is it possible to be “deep-throated” and have his cock stroked at the same time?

I know, I’m focusing on the wrong thing. But focusing on the right issue involves thinking about that rictus of a ‘smile’ and I’m not going to do that.

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The text brought up a number of logistical questions, for sure.
And I’m not kink shaming, at all. The requested sex acts aren’t the reason he’s a deplorable human being.
He comes across as one of those “true stories” people write into porn magazines where it’s extremely obvious he doesn’t really know what he’s talking about…

ETA: also, I heard an interview with…I think it was John Grisham a while ago and he said his wife pre-reads his stuff for him and told him men just shouldn’t try to write sex scenes. He tried it anyway and heard her laughing from upstairs. This guy proves that theory :joy:

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Well, I have one suggestion, kinda like a 69, but while she’s doing all the work at one end, he’s just resting on his elbows with his drink in his hand.
Or else using a zippy cup, or a very long straw.
Does make me wonder just how subservient his wife is, but then, she’s married to a Republican.

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That is an elegant solution to the challenge of gravity here, and I applaud you for your deep thinking on the topic.

I bet you are very fun at parties!

ETA: Not even being sarcastic.

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Neither did I, but I don’t think I’d be able to keep my drink from spilling if someone was performing such an act on me. Maybe he’s better at multitasking than I am.

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You can’t make this stuff up.

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And said GOP politician loses reelection by only 1000 votes

The day before the primary, the conservative outlet Breitbart News posted a story that Taylor had had a monthslong affair with a Plano woman,

So this was a political hit job by the Alt-Right/Qnut wing of the party.

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It’s not about sexual pleasure with Republicans. It’s the exercise of power that’s satisfying, and that doesn’t have to interfere with the savouring of a fine single malt.

I’m just surprised he didn’t order her to make him a sandwich before starting.

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They are always striving to be the head of the Human Centipede.

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I never thought those letters were real, anyway. Until one day, I was driving out in the country, when I passed a blueberries stand…

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Okay - I admit I did not have that on my GOP death-worshipping hypocrite resignation bingo card.

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Dude is a piece of shit for cheating on his wife. I read the outtakes of the interview. This guy is a predator. Even if this was a honeypot, he took her perceived vulnerability and used it to his advantage. Creepy fucker.

Aside from this, why do people text like this and don’t think it will come out? Stupidity with a light breadcrumb coating of idiocy.

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Yes. I’m pretty sure of it on some level, but I doubt there’s any like plan or order to it. Just people taking opportunities and being shitty people. She is a woman with a history of joining extremist cults. It’s not hard to believe she found acceptance in the anti-muslim wing of another extremist cult and made herself a useful tool this way whether she even realizes it or not. Cults are notorious for exploiting trauma. And people often find themselves making mistakes they made before. The Republicans in GOP “safe-havens” like McKinney haven’t sent their best in a long long time.

It’s hard for me not to get depressed with contemporary Texas politics.

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More like a purge of the “politically unreliable”.

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