GOP Senate candidate says women have the right to make him a "home cooked dinner every night at six"

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make him a "home cooked dinner

Not a problem.

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Yup.

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Lead, like in mining perhaps?

https://dnr.mo.gov/env/lead.htm
Check.

Heavy metals in the Missouri groundwater or water table? Or surface water? Why, yes, now that you mention it…

http://courses.missouristate.edu/emantei/geochem%20projects/kathy%20shade.htm#_Toc8111813

http://courses.missouristate.edu/emantei/geochem%20projects/kathy%20shade.htm

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I think that might have been what the office staff looked like the day they had to suspend my daughter for “beating up” a boy with her bra.

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This fiancée Chanel Rion is certainly a piece of work: she’ll be the perfect match for Courtland!

In the About section of her website, she describes how her family moved out of the US, supposedly because of [Bill] Clinton. Alot of people threaten this, but he actually did it! (Although my bet is on him evading criminal prosecution for tax fraud.)

Clinton was the last straw, so dad picked up stakes and moved us out of the country. I think he wanted us to see what a debauched idea socialism was and that socialism was what the Clintons stood for. He wanted us to see what socialism did in the real world—how it destroyed people and human happiness in practice.

By being near to North Korea, she’ll learn about how bad the “socialist” Democratic Party is. Flawless logic.

And as for her professional work, Rion is apparently a poor man’s “Zyklon” Ben Garrison:

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And true to form for any follower of Trump, she likes to blur the truth and claim she went to Harvard. In fact, she went to Harvard Extension School, just like Courtland.

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Pretty sure the titans of Silicone Valley aren’t that into the idea of web censorship. :smiley:

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That’s an obvious typo.

She means the tetons of Silicone Valley.

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Kick his ass? Why would Our Rosie do that? And not use her magnificent dick-punching engine to smack his tiny cock into a button mushroom?

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The Culture? That’s a bit of a science fiction deep cut; I’d like it twice if I could.

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I’m reminded of this place:


I expect to hear Bob Seger’s “Like a Rock” when I open the webpage. Or walk in their door.

(That said, the BBQ’s good)

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