Guy who threw tomatoes at Donald Trump might be America's greatest hero

Most people I run into who talk nonviolence, seem to think it’s some kind of basic axiom, that only by being squeeky clean and never hurting a fly, can lefty activists retain any credibility. And even though I’m a believer in nonviolent activism, I hate it that so many people assume nonviolence is some kind of reflexive, unthinking basic premise from which we all must begin. It’s exactly what people grumble about “political correctness”.

I don’t think nonviolence is a good idea because it puts you on a higher moral ground than your opponent, I think that’s bullshit. Nonviolence is a good idea, because it is more likely to get us the most people what we want in the end. And it’s never cut and dry. No revolutionary movement is going to accomplish its goals without somebody somewhere doing something regrettable, and a certain degree of rudeness, hurt feelings, even physical injury are going to be an inevitable byproduct of any effective social change. You think the industrial revolution happened without violence? You’re reading the wrong history.

So here’s my take on this: It was not necessarily a bad thing that this guy threw some fruit at the Trumpster, and we shouldn’t necessarily throw shade at him for not having exhausted all his nonviolent options…

But neither do I think he’s much of a hero either. When I watch a monster movie, I’m always cheering for the scientist who wants to bring the beast down alive for study, even when that plan gets a lot of guys with guns killed. And in the same way, this Trump monster needs to be brought down with logic and words and rationality, not with thrown projectiles of any type. Fascist creatures like this one are kind of like the Borg, the more energy you throw at them, the stronger they appear to be.

So, yeah. great video. We all love seeing a bad guy get ketchup on his face. But the guy who threw it isn’t a hero, and he isn’t really helping, even if we briefly feel better for it.

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What if the scientists engineer us a really big tomato, like, the size of a Volkswagen, then build us a trebuchet? For maximum effectiveness, the tomato should also be orange.

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What about a big bag of ketchup? Or just a big bag of tomatoes, the size of a Volkswagen? Should have similar impact and we have the tech on hand already.

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Because that would make a terrible monster movie.

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If you want a monster movie, you can cut it from the election campaign footage.

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We need to get Jeff Goldblum on this, I tell ya.

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Trumpzilla vs the Killer Tomatoes?

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If multiple Sharknado films can exist, I see no I reason why not.

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Got one on local TV, was fun :smiley:

And the Trumpzilla one could be made easily with clay animation. I can see the scene when his hairpiece leaves his head and scampers to safety uttering “nope nope nope nope”, leaving the rest of the monster to do the fight, then egging it on from a safe distance.

Kind of like a symbiotic pair of organisms with one strong and one smart.

And they said GMOs weren’t dangerous!

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Are you fucking kidding me with this sexist shit?

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We need a shirt for this, stat!!!

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I would go to the theater to watch this, and I never do that much anymore.

YYYAAAAASSSSSS!!!

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It’s a very good point. If a majority of voters in the biggest states vote for this guy and give him the electoral college, then we are showing our true colors as a lost nation. It’ll be all downhill from here: a long, slow, tumultuous war of attrition on the middle class. Enjoy your flat screens and American Idol while you have them, suckerrrrs!

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Already did…

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