Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to squirt coffee up your asshole using this $135 glass jar

Meanwhile, the Boing Boing store is promoting the equivalent technological woo, namely noxious Ponzi get-rich-quick schemes, selling “The Complete Ethereum Blockchain Mastery Bundle” among other things.

Get to write blockchain apps and be a millionaire scamming the investors in an ICO! Unregistered securities h(e)aven!

@doctorow, I’m 100% with you on Paltrow, but maybe some consistency is called for. Said with tons of respect for what you stand for otherwise.

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I’ve only had it once, and yes, it will prompt said experience.
Then again, I almost never eat fast food, so likely that had something to do with it.

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I’ve had someone tell me there are carcinogenic nematodes in rubbing alcohol.

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I’ve yet to try a White Castle, but I’ve had plenty of burgers from Krystal (southeastern US) and I gather that they’re the same thing. I don’t recall any gastrointestinal mishaps, though…

Crystal is fairly similar. Iirc they started out as a direct white castle rip off. And the few times I’ve had it it’s simply not as good. But there’s less farting.

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It still won’t get the Weinstein out.

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Why complain? She could have charged $140. /S

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“White Castle” and “Krystal”: suddenly I’m reminded of a place I spotted in Nakatsugawa in Japan - Prince Matsuba!:

To highlight the wonderful window:

Why yes, coffee and a stake sounds wonderful!

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Even better than stirring your brandy with a nail!

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I don’t have the photo on my phone but there’s a place in Meguro featuring fried chicken and coffee

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Presumably not a favourite haunt for:

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