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I need closure on that limerick!
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$7 scented candle + label = good gag gift.
“Does it really smell like apple pie?”
“Yes. Yes, it does.”
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She had to sell her hair to buy that candle. /s
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Nymphomaniac Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus
They found her vagina
in North Carolina
And half of her bottom in Dallas
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not sure but this could be pandoras box opening lets hope andy dick does’t get a marketing idea
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But funnily enough none of them smells of brain.
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Dunno, seems like she’s smart enough to make a mint off of other people’s gullibility.
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My kids tell me that Paltrow also does plasma skin treatments to maintain her youthful looks. As in, she draws her own blood, centrifuges the plasma out, and puts it on her face. That is some Qanon level BS right there.
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And he traded his Bic lighter and a candy bar for hair extensions for her.
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Smells like my vagina may cause a burning sensation.
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That ship has (pretty much) sailed:
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It’s not the first bombing of London by V weapons.
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Now available in the Boing Boing Shop
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So…was the candle actually in her vagina when it exploded, or on the night stand with her butt Bic lighter?
Artisanal genital candles?
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The whole smirking, “haha, this candle totally smells like my vagina, haha not really, but yeah, let’s sell it for 75 DOLLARS” thing is infuriating. So, on brand for Goop, I guess.
The article implies the buyer didn’t get the candle from Goop. Any chance someone’s trolling people who would want to buy this thing with exploding knock-offs? Because that would be hilarious tragic.
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Is the market for Gwyneth Paltrow vagina candles really so big that there are grey market imports or counterfeits? Can one even smell the difference?
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75 euros or pounds would be more American dollars than 75 American dollars.
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